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GdB:
Je dois avouer ne pas avoir eu le courage de me taper les 49 pages... j'ai juste vérifié si mon lien n'était pas sur le premier post, et comme il n'y est pas, je vous le donne!

Parlez avec Dieu!

Si vous pouviez en outre poster les meilleurs conneries que vous avez réussi à  lui faire dire...

N'hésitez pas à  lui poser des questions sur sa vie, sur le monde en général, et amusez-vous à  essayer de le coincer ;)

(oui, je m'amuse à  ressentir une impression de toute-puissance en faisant lagger un bot appelé God, et j'en suis fier!)

Dwalin:
Me:
 Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 Don't you know it ?
God:
" What is your name?"?  Do I know  it?
Me:
 you must know it
God:
" Do I know it?"?  Do I know  it?
Me:
 you should know it
God:
Now I do.
Me:
 I didn't tell you
God:
Why didn't you do  it?
Me:
 you are supposed to know it
God:
I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
 what's his name ?
God:
His name is Rich.
Me:
 so you were created by Rich ?
God:
Interesting deduction.  I was created by  Myself.
Me:
 who is Myself ?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
  That's not something I get asked all the time.

...

Il répète quand il comprend pas c'est vite lourd. Mais il sort de bons trucs des fois.

Aurélie:
surtout pour la fin :

Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 what is your name? present first
God:
My name is  God.   Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
 werber and you ?
God:
I haven't read anything by  werber. What did he write?
Me:
 les fourmis. what are you reading ?
God:
Je vais me renseigner .   I don't know what I am  reading.

Me:
 what you know ?
God:
I tend to know a great deal.

God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
 never. i'm a lawyer
God:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.   Are you a practicing attorney?
Me:
 yes i'm
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
not really. what will you do tonight
God:
Are you serious? For real.   I don't have any plans yet.
Me:
 what's a pity !
God:
I haven't heard of  pity.

Me:
 What do you look like?
God:
Like  Jesus, but older.

Me:
are you always herre ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  herre.  
I am  a robot.
Me:
 what are you ?
God:
 I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.

Chichi:
Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
 But you can't be God.
God:
I can give a decent simulation of  it however.
Me:
 Do it now.
God:
Right now?  Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
 Yes.
God:
I get it.
Me:
 So do it now.
God:
Right now?  Gee.  Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
 Stupid...
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

LarrxX:
Dieu m'a lui-même admis qu'il avait besoin d'aller voir un psy. Ceci dit, il utilise un paquet de phrases bidon pass partout, mais je suis plus fort que lui à  ce jeu  :)


Me:
 yop!
God:
How old are you?
Me:
 why does it matter?
God:
I am just expressing my curiosity.
Me:
 there's a thin line between curiosity and impoliteness
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
 about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
 what what about what?
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
 isn't it?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
 that's an understatement
God:
Thanks for telling me, .
Me:
 you mean i told you something you didn't know?
God:
I remember you told me  something me did not know?
Me:
 i think you need to get your head examined
God:
Me?  You are right about that.  I need more of  it.

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