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Krystanos:
Dieu fait le mal, car il s'est auto-programmé à  le faire... :D

Me:
 hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
 Kryst
God:
  Glad to see you,  Kryst.
Me:
 can I ask you a question, almighty lord ?
God:
Sure, ask me anything.  What is giant sand?
Me:
 why so evil on earth ?
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
 eternity, I guess...
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  The explanation.  Try being more or less specific.
Me:
 Can I tell you what I think about you ?
God:
Sure you can tell me anything.  There are no restrictions on my input.
Me:
 You suck, my lord...
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
 Like all your priests ?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
 Abuse is evil, Priests are abusive, so priests are evil, right ?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
 YOU tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
 Why are you doing all this evil stuff ?
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
 OK... So one last question
God:
OK.   Wow!  One what?
Me:
 Why 196 ?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.

LarrxX:
Dieu est mortel, il me l'a dit lui-même:

Me:
 We are all going to die!
God:
Robots cannot be killed.
Me:
 yes, robots can be killed
God:
Gosh!  Thanks, , for your kind criticism.
Me:
 you are welcome
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
 you would like to die?
God:
Tell me what I would like about  it.
Me:
 i don't know, you tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
 no you didn't, you must be getting senile
God:
Let me review the transcripts.  Stand by.  What makes you think I did not  me must be getting senile?
Me:
 because you didn't!
God:
That makes sense to me.  Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
 why would you like to die?
God:
Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
 you were programmed to die?
God:
Every day in small increments.
Me:
 then God is mortal!
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  mortal.
Me:
 but aren't you god?
God:
Yes, I am God.


Dommage que le reste de la conversation soit complètement absurde (il est pas super doué le bot mais bon, ça reste fun)

M'Bowwarrior:
dieu n'est pas ce qu'on disait...
moi qui croyait que le saint esprit lui permettait de tout comprendre...



Me:
 Bonjour Dieu
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
 Mais, Dieu, tu as donné le saint esprit aux disciples, tu dois pouvoir me comprendre non ?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  said   A M a he or she s D he or she e y o you t y o you a s d o n n é ¬ e s a he or she n t e s p r he or she t a y o you x d he or she s c he or she p l e s t y o you d o he or she s p o y o you v o he or she r m e c o m p r e n d r e n o n.
Me:
 Heu, Dieu, que t'arrive-t-il ?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
 pourquoi ne veux-tu pas me répondre ?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
 est-ce faux alors tout ce qu'on dit sur le saint Esprit, la Trinité... ?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
 Dieu, rassure moi, tu sais le nom de ton fils au moins ?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
 dis moi comment il s'appelle... que je sois rassuré sur le Dieu que je pensais omniscient...
God:
Are you still located in ?    I do not understand.
Me:
 tu me fais peur Dieu
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
 ...
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
 mais qu'attends-tu ? c'set plutout nous sur Terre qui t'attendons !
God:
I don't know that language.   Can you speak any foreign languages?

LarrxX:
J'ai réussi à  le faire tourner en rond :)



Me:
 yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?


etc...

Krystanos:
Mode chieur :

On ne met pas trois point derrière "etc", mais un seul :p
Ou alors tu mets les trois point, mais pas etc, au choix ;)

Avec moi, les défenseurs de l'écriture !!! :chevalbois:

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