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[Jeukon] Il est dur à avoir celui là!
snake:
ben oui, j'avais oublié mon sens de l'humour :lol:
M'Bowwarrior:
LaVache !!!!!!
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(__) / \\ * OFFICIAL EDITION *
(oo) ( A real COWlector's Item! )
/-------\\/ --'\\________________________/ * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! *
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow
Edited by David A. Bader, dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu.
HTML version by Neil Enns
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| D.A.B.'S | (__) (__) (__) (__)
| USED | (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
| COWS | /-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/
|____________| / | || / | || / | || / | ||
|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
______||_______
| EASY CREDIT | (__) (__) (__) (__)
|_____________| (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
|| /-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/
|| / | || / | || / | || / | ||
|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type
with milk after milking cow with milk
(___) (___) * (___) (___)
(o o) (o o) \\ (o o) (o o)
/-------\\ / /-------\\ / \\-------\\ / /-------\\ /
/ | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O
* ||,---|| * ||@\\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----|
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull
seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\\/-* /-------\\/ /-------\\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ | || \\ )*)(\\/* / * / | ||
* ||----|| * \\ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\\/|(/)(/\\/(,,/ \\)|(/\\/|)(/\\
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
on grass on cow
(__) (__) * (__) * (__)
(oo) (oo) \\ (oo) | (oo)
/--------\\/ /-oooooo-\\/ \\-------\\/ \\-------\\/
* o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
a shit shit kicked out of her
(__)
(oo) U
/-------\\/ /---V
/ | || * |--| .
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
(__) )__( vv vv
(oo) (oo) ||----|| *
/-------\\/ *-------\\/ || | /
/ | || / | || /\\-------/
* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
(__) (__) (__)
(oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
/-------\\/ /- --\\/ /- -\\/
/ | || / | || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
(__) (__) (__)
(OO) (@@) (xx)
/-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
/\\ __
/ \\ ||
(__) (__) \\ / (_||_)
SooS (oo) \\/ (oo)
/------S\\/S /-------\\/ /S /-------\\/
/ | || / | || / S / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
to George Washington this cow cow
(__)
* (__) (oo)
\\ (oo) /------\\/
\\-------\\/ /| |/ |
| ==$ || / | [) ||
||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Old "One Arm" belonged This cow is obviously
to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner's Heifer
(___) (__) (__)
( O ) (oo) (oo)
/-------\\ / \\/--------\\/
/ | ||V | |
* ||----|| ||------||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
(__) (__)
[##] (@o)
/-------\\/ /-------\\/ /------- (__)
/ | || / | || / | || (oo)
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\\/
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
(____) (____) (____)
(oo ) (o o) ( O O)
/-----------\\ / /-----\\ /---- /-----------\\ /
/ || | \\/ / | | \\/ | / || | \\/
/ || |||| \\ | | | | | / || ||||
* ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----||||
/\\/\\ /\\/\\ /\\ /\\ /\\ /\\ ^^^^ ^^^^
This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
legs or eight
(__)
(__) (oo) (__)
(oo) /\\/ (oo)
/-------\\/ /--/-- \\/-----
/ | || / | `-. / | `-.
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO OO
Cow-vertible . . .
(__)
*_ *_ ( oo *_
\\ (__) \\ /\\/ \\ (__)
\\.----( oo____ \\.-/----._____ \\.( oo___\\____
||____\\/____ \\ ||__________ \\ |_\\/________ \\
OO `OO OO `OO OO `OO
Cow-vette Cow-vertible (of cowrse)
* (___) * (___) (__)
\\ (o o) \\ (o o) (oo)
\\-------\\ / \\-------\\ / /-------\\/ ________
| ||O | ||O / | ||_|/ O _______
||,---|| ||,---|| * ||----| --
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
Twins Cow Catcher
(__)
(__) [@@] ? (__) ? (__)
(oo) <=|^^|=> ? (oo) ? |\\/|(oo)
/-------VV /--------- \\/ /-------\\/ /--| \\--\\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ * ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
^^ ^^
Cownt Dracula Francownstein Where Cow Cow bird
Cow Cow
(^^) ( (oo) (__)
(oo) ) (OO) (oo)
/-------==--- /------\\--/ /------||||||
/ | || / | || / | UX` \\||/
* ||----|| * ||----|\\O---< HONK! * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^^
Groucho's Harpo's Karl's
cow cow cow
(yes, that's the Russian symbol.
Use your imagination.)
O__O \\_|_/
(oo) (oo)
/-------\\/ /-------\\/
/ | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
(__) (__)
^^ (oo) (--)
^^^^ /-------\\/ /-\\/-\\
^^^^^ / | || /| |\\
^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^
^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\\
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \\ \\
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^
Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
(What a bod, huh guys?)
)\\ (__)
/ \\ (oo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow trying out for a part
in the new JAWS movie
* (__)
\\ (DD)
\\ /-------\\/
|\\ / | ||_\\_/
\\ | \\ (__) * ||----|
\\\\|| \\(oo) ^^ ^
\\||\\ \\\\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at
^^ \\|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
\\\\ ||
\\\\||
\\||
^^ / / / / / / / / / / /
\\\\_ / / / / / / / / / / / /
\\_ / / / / / _______ / /
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \\ / /
/ / / (__)| / /
/ / / (oo)| / /
( @@@ ) /-------\\/ |
( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_|
@@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----|
@@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^
/--UU--\\/ (____________)
/ | || Cow sheltering from English Weather
* ||---||
(New) Jersey Cow
O O O O
\\ \\ / /
\\ \\ (__) /
(__) \\ \\ (xx)/
(DD) \\ +--------+\\//
/-------\\/ \\| | /
/ | || +--------+
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
o==+--
| |\\ \\
| | \\ \\ ____________________
| \\ \\ \\ | |
| \\ \\ \\ | +------------+ |
| \\ \\ \\ | | (__) | |
| \\ \\ \\| | (oo) | |
| \\ \\ | | o\\ .\\/. | |
| \\ \\| | | \\/ \\ | |
/---\\ \\ | +------------+ |
/ \\ \\| |
| | | |
\\ / | |
\\---/ | |
| |
--------------------------
( )
--------------------------
Cow-struction worker.
|
/---\\
: = :
: :
:,','. '. : :---\\
..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:. : :
Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker.
o o
|__| (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
/-------\\/ /-------vv /-------\\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains
male relative cow cow cow
cow
x
xxxx|xxxx
xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
|
//
(__) // (__) (__)
(oo)// (oo)===(oo)
/-------\\// /-------\\/ \\/-------\\
/ | |// / | || || | \\
* ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows
o o (__) ^
\\ / (oo) /
\\ / _____\\/___/
(__) \\__/ / /\\ / /
(oo) _______(oo) ^ / * /
/---------\\/ /| ___ \\/ / ___/
/ | x=a(b)|| / | || *----/\\
* ||------|| * ||___|| / \\
^^ ^^ ||-----|| / /
^^ ^^ ^ ^
Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
Cow Cow (That's what comes of
(developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
cow-culus) Ray Tube)
o
| [---]
| |
| | |------========|
/----|---|\\ | **** |=======|
/___/___\\___\\ o | **** |=======|
| | ___| |==============|
| | ___ (__) |==============|
\\-----------/ []( )=(oo) |==============|
\\ \\ / / /---===-- \\/ |
----------------- / | NASA |==== |
| | * ||------||-----^
----------------- || | |
/ / \\ \\ ^^ ^ |
/ ---- \\
^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon
(__)
([][]) "I have this recurring dream
__\\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__)
/\\ \\__ ^ :..("")
/\\\\\\ / / //\\ ____\\_____\\/ //
/----^/__/\\ /\\ // \\\\/ \\___ / //
\\\\\\____/--\\-- // /-/__________/ //
/====== \\/ =======/==============//
*_/ / \\ /^ // / \\\\
/ \\ ^ // \\\\
Psycowlogist and patient
(___)
\\^^^^^^^^\\ (__) (o o)
\\^^^^^^^^\\\\ (oo) \\ /
*-----\\_______\\/\\/ \\--O--/
^_______/ --- \\______^ // -----\\
^--------\\ \\S/ /\\_____^ \\\\/_^ /==V===[]
\\______/ \\_____\\\\//
\\__/
It's a bird... //\\\\ The Boss
It's a plane... // \\\\ (Bruce Holstien)
// //
^^ ^^
==================
_____________________________ H H
| |-------------| H (__) H
| | ________ | H (oo) H __
| COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \\/ \\ H / \\
| JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP |
| | |__|\\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \\ __ /
| | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H ||
| | ^ | H H ||
| | ] | H H ||
| | | H H ||
|_____________|_____________| H H ||
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard
( ( )
( ( ) )
( ( )
( / )
( ( \\\\ )
( | // )
| | (__)
| | (oo) (__)
| | ----\\/ ______(oo)_____
| | || ( _)_______(__) )
**| | ---|| \\ __________/
``'---------^^
Cow Hide Cow Pie
\\ | / ___________
____________ \\ \\_# / | ___ | _________
| | \\ #/ | | | | | = = = = |
| | | | | \\\\# | |`v'| | | |
| | \\# // | --- ___ | | | || | |
| | | | | #_// | | | | | |
| | \\\\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
| | | | | \\\\# /_____/ \\ | --- | | |
| | \\# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
| | \\# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
| ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
`v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| |
|| |`. (__) (__) ( )
(oo) (oo) /---V
/-------\\/ \\/ --------\\ * | |
/ | || ||_______| \\
* ||W---|| || || *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Cow Town"
\\ (__) (__)
\\\\(oo) (\\/)
/-----\\\\\\/ /-------\\/
/ | (##) / | ||
* ||----||" * ||----||
^^ ^^ ~~ ~~
This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing
(__) (__) (__)
(\\/) ($$) (**)
/-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/
/ | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-'''''-\\/ /-------------------\\/
/ |'''''|| / | ||
* ||''''|| * ||----------------||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow
*
** **
* ** * * * **
* / / \\ * *
\\ \\ / \\ / / (__)
* / / \\ \\ (__) \\ \\ /--------(00)
/ (00) / / / | |( )
\\ /-------\\/ \\ \\ * ||---- ||()
/ / | || / / || ||
\\ \\ * ||----|| \\ \\ ^^ ^^
/ / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles
Cow in Heat
(___)
(o o)
/------\\ / (__) (__)
/ ____O (oo) (oo)
| / /----\\----\\/ /-------\\/
/\\oo===| / || / | ||
| || *||^-----|| * OO----OO
* ^^ ^^ ^^
Cowt in the Act low rider cow
(__) \\__\\ (__)
(oo) o (oo) (oo)
/-------\\/ ____\\___\\/ *+-------\\/
/ | || / | || ||______||
* ||----|| * ||----|| ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO OO
Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow
(__) (__) \\_||_~
(oo) (oo) (*||*)
/---------------\\/ /----\\/ /-------\\||/
/ | || / || / | ||
* ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO }
li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow
____
(____)
.xxxx.
(__) '(oo)`
(oo) /-----'-\\/ `
/-------\\/ / | |============>
/ | || * ||----| (~)
* ||----|| ~~ ~
~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi
holy cow armed and dangerous
(___) (___)
(o o) (o o)
/-------\\ / /-------\\ /
/ | ||O / | O~ ||O
* ||,---|| * ||,---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull
(---)
( )
/-----\\ (___)
| | (o o)
| | | (-----) \\ /
| | | / / \\ O
| * | * | O |
^^ ^^ -----
Coward Phone Bull
_______________________________
__ / Send YOUR cow pictures to \\
(00) ( dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu )
:****** \\/ ==='\\________________________________/'
: # ##
##****##
"" ""
| | | | *
| | (__) | | \\ (__)
| | (oo) | | \\ (oo)
| | /-------\\/ | | -----------\\/--
| | / | || | | ----| |---
| | * ||----|| | | --------
| \\______^^____^^___ | \\_________________
| _________________ | _________________
| / | /
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
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| | | |
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| | | |
/ \\ / \\
Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree.
| |
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| |
| |
| |
| \\_________________
| _________________
| /
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| | (__)
| | *---------(..)
/ \\ ^^----^^\\/
The attempt results in an udder disaster.
. /\\ . . : (__)
. / \\ . . : (xx)
/ \\ . . * : __------\\/
/ \\ * : * ||____||
| (__) | . . ** : / | |\\
. /| (oo) |\\ ** :
/ | /\\/\\ | \\ . . * : Hamburger
. / |=|==|=| \\ . * :
. / | | | | \\ . :
/ USA | ^||^ |NASA \\ . : * (__)
|______| ^^ |______| . : \\ (oo)
. (__||__) . . : \\-------\\/
. /_\\ /_\\ . . . : 8-| ||
!!! !!! : ||----||
: ^^ ^^
The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow
...---...
../ / | \\ \\..
./ / / | \\ \\ \\.
/ / / | \\ \\ \\
/ / / | \\ \\ \\
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
\\ | /
\\ | /
\\ | /
\\ | /
\\ | /
\\ | /
\\ | /
\\ | /
\\ | /
\\ | /(__)
\\|/ (oo)
/---++--\\/
/ | || ||
* ||-++-||
^^ ^^
Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
..---.. (__)
/ \\ (oo)
| RIP | /-------\\/
| | / | ||
| | * ||----||
| | ^^ ^^
| |
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
(__)
(oo)
/---+ +--\\/
/ | | | ||
* ||-+ +-||
^^ ^^ *
David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow
(__)
(oo)
/-------\\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\\/ \\/-------\\
/ | || -^^- || | \\
* ||---- -^^- || *
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\\/ \\/-------\\
/ | || || | \\
* ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
(__) _--------_
(oo) |__________| BIG
/-------\\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC
/ | 007 || __________
* ||----|| |_ _|
^^ ^^ --------
Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
(__)
(oo)
/'^^^-m
(__) / '' ` )
(oo) o /| /|/|_ | /|
/ \\/ / / _ / | | | |
/ _\\===^ ___\\_____/___ |_____|_|
___|__/ |/\\ (___________(_) //|| ||
* ^ ^ * ww ww
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula
____ ____ |+++++|
|++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++|
|++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++|
|++++| |++/ /( )\\ \\ |++++| |+++++| __
| | |+| |-oo- | \\______ |++++| |+++++| |++|
-----(__)--| \\__\\/ _(__)_ \\ ----------------------------------
o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \\ | __
| _/\\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\\/\\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
|-| \\\\____ ------ )_ /| /\\
-|_ \\_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \\/ *
\\ | __________________________________/
| W| \\ \\_/ /----------------- \\ \\_/ /
/ /\\ \\ \\___/ \\___/
/ / \\ \\
^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...?
(__) (__) (__) (----------)
(00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
/------\\/ /------\\/ /------\\/ (----------)
/| || /| || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter
* (__) (__) (__) (__)
\\ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
\\-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/
/| |\\ / / \\ / \\ / / \\ \\
//||----||\\\\ * //------\\\\ * \\\\--// * \\\\----\\\\
^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow braking
(__)
(oo) (__) o * (__)
\\/ (oo)/ " | (oo)
____| \\____ /-------\\/(__ o=o=o=|------\\/
---/ --** / | / | |
*____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----||
//--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
//__ Cow Cow pooing
Cow marching standing
Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls!
(__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/
( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\\ /\\_ ^
/\\_| /\\/\\ |_/\\ / \\ \\\\/ O \\//
(___)
( --
\\_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support. Zzz z z z z z z z
\\O
______
(__) | | (__)
(oo) | | ($$)
----\\/ /-----^^^^^^ /-------\\/
|| / | || / | IRS ||
---|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Eric the half a cow The unknown cowmic Tax Accowntant
(___) (___) (___)
(0 0) (0 0) (0 0)
\\ / \\ / \\ /
__[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__
/_________\\===: /_________\\===: /_________\\===:
\\OOO---OOO/ \\OOO---OOO/ \\OOO---OOO/
Cowed Forces
\\ _ /
- ( ) - /\\
/ " \\ /| | (__)
(__) / | | (oo)\\
________(oo) /____| | \\/| \\
/| \\/ / \\/ | \\
/ |_______|| __(_______ |||__ \\
* || || |__________| ||| ____\\---*
^^ ^^
Thomas Edison's cow Cow hearing his master's voice
) ( _
(____) / \\ (__) ==========I
/ = = \\ ~ ==' `== (oo) \\ |||||| I
(-O--O-) ~ 8 O O 8 /-------\\/ \\ ||||| I
( ) ~ /------- ( ) / | ||__o=< \\ |||| I
/------- ||||||====== / | || \\_/ * ||----| \\ ||| I
/ | || \\/ * ||----|| ~~ ~ \\ || I
* ||----|| ~~ ~~
~~ ~~
Groucho Moo-x Chico Harpo
______________________ _______________________
| | | |
| (__) | | (__) |
| (oo) | | (oo) |
| /-------\\/ | |---\\/ /----|
| / | || | | || / | |
| * ||----|| | |--|| * ||--|
| ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^ |
|--------------------| |---------------------|
Normal Cow 0 Cow modulo one 1
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
______________\\/______ ____ /-------\\/ __
/___/___/___/___/___/_/| /___/| / | || _/_/|
|___|___|___|___|___|_|| |__||/|* //-----|||_|_||
|_|___|___|___|___|___|| |_|__|/|^^ ^/|___||
|___|___|___|___|___|_|/ |___|_|/ |___|_|/
Cow in the GDR before... ...and after 9-Nov-1989
______________(__)_________________ (__)
/_______________(oo)_______________ / (oo)
| \\/ || \\/
_|_ _|| ||
/__/_______________________________/__/| ||
( ) ( )| ||
| |________________________________| | | ||
\\_____________________________________/] /------- /
[] [] [] / | ||
* ||----||
COW-CH ^^ ^^
Cowraffe
* *
\\ /
\\ /
/^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\\ \\/
/ (__) \\ +----------+
| (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\\ | | |
|^^^| \\/. \\\\ // \\_* |^^^| | |
| |-----`//`====='\\\\-----| | | |
| |-----//---------||----| | | |
| |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _| | +----------+
^||^ ^||^ || ||
"COWCH POTATO"
+------------+ +
| B A T E S | (__) o
| (0x) ( ) |C O R R A L | (**) /|
---------- | \\/ ( ) +------------+ \\==/ / |
|\\ \\ W------ | | ( ) v
| ---------- *---- ====; ( )
| | (__) | \\ / ( )
\\ | (oo) | \\ | ( )
\\ | \\/ | \\+ | ( )
---------- + ( )
Ice Cowbe COWBOOOOOM! | |
o o
Psycho Cow (with knife)
(__)
(oo) ------------------------- _______________________
/-------\\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! | |\\ ^ ^ /|
/ | || ------------------------- | \\ ^ ^ ^ / |
* ||----|| |(_\\ ^ COW-PIE ^ /_)|
^^ ^^ |(oo\\ ^ /oo)|
The Simpsons' cow | \\/ \\ ^ ^ / \\/ |
|(__) \\ / (__)|
\\ / \\(oo)(_\\ ^ ^ /_)(oo)|
\\_____________/ \\\\/ (oo\\ /oo) \\//
/\\___________/\\ \\ \\/ \\ ^ / \\/ /
Cow in / /\\_________/\\ \\ \\ (__)\\ / (__) /
trouble / / /\\_______/\\ \\ \\ \\ (oo) \\^/ (oo)/
/ / / / (__) /\\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\/ :(__)\\//
___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \\_\\_\\_\\_\\___ \\ (__):(oo) /
\\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\/ / / / / / \\(oo): \\/ /
\\ \\ \\ \\/_____\\/ / / / \\\\/(__) /
\\ \\ \\/_______\\/ / / \\ (oo)/
\\ \\/_________\\/ / \\ \\//
\\/___________\\/ \\:/
/ \\
/ \\
(__) (__) (______) (__)
(oo) (oo) ( o o ) (oo)
/--------\\/ /^^^^^^^\\/ /-----\\ / /-------\\/
./ | | ./ {^)))))_} / | |\\/ / | ||
|--W-----| ||`` || * ||----|| * (.)(.)||
| | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
^^ ^^
cow before weight cow after Conceited Dolly Parton's
loss program the program Cow Cow
(___)
( OO
______ ______ _____\\_ | ______ (__) ______
| | | | | |\\O cowstle | | (oo)| |
| |____| |____| | | |__\\/_| |
| | | |
| | (__) | |
| __________ | (oo) | __________ |
| | | | \\/-------\\ | | | |
| | | | ___ | ___ |_\\_ | | | |
| | (__) | |_| |_|_| |__|| |__| | (__) | |
| | (oo) | | (oo) | |
| \\___\\/___/ \\___\\/___/ |
| |
| |
( ______ )
( / \\ )
( / \\ )
( | | )
| | | |
| | | |
|_________________________|________|______________|
\\ \\
\\ \\
\\ \\
\\ \\ (__)
\\ \\ (oo) /
/---\\----\\/ /
/ | \\ || * (__) /
* ||---\\-\\\\ \\ ( OO /
~~ ~~ \\---\\___/\\_|\\=/>
^^ ^^ | \\===/>
\\\\_____// | /______/ /
|| | _________\\\\_\\\\_____/____________________
/\\------\\ ^ ^ /
(oo) \\ /
(--) * /
Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas Cow Circus: Tightrope walking
______________________
| |\\
| (__) | |
| (oo) | |
| \\/ | |
| / \\ \\ | |
///////// \\_ \\_/////// |
| | / | | (__)
| /++++++< | | _____(oo)
|==/====|==\\=\\=========|=|===========================\\\\/
| * | \\_\\_ | | / | ||
_______O)-----^---------------\\O)_________________*__||----||_____
cow-lliope in the circus parade
*
\\
w \\ w (__)
\\\\ /\\ // (oo)
\\\\/ \\// \\/
| | (__) >--( )--<
|(__)| (oo) / \\
\\(OO)/ .-\\/-. >--- {} ---<
//\\/\\\\ <| |> v /\\ v
|| || \\ \\/ / | (oo) |
||__|| |\\/\\/| \\(^^)/
/^^ ^^\\ /----\\ | |
/ ======== \\ / \\ | |
/ \\ /* * * \\ / \\/ \\
|==============| /__*_*_*_\\ | \\ |
\\ / || || ^ / ^
\\ ======== / ^^ ^^ *
\\ _____ /
Cow balancing on ball Cowslip Cownilingus
(__) -'`- "Here's
(oo) ____________________ ( oo ^ mooing
/-------\\/ | | /\\_|-- at you,
/ | |\\ / | o o o o o o | | \\ \\__ _ kid!"
* ||----| / ====================== | \\___['
^^ ^ || || | ||
Cowncillor his cowch |____|-
| |
~ ~
(__) (__) (__) (__) humphrey cow-gurt
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\\/ \\/ \\/ \\/-------\\
/ | || =================== || | \\
* ||----|| || |--| |--| || ||----|| *
^^ ^^ -- ^ ^ ^ ^ -- ^^ ^^ (__)
A game of cowntract bridge (oo)
/ \\/ ____________
/ \\===^__| |
---------------------- _|___ /\\ |______________|
(__) | \\-/ \\-/ || | |=====| | | |
(oo) | _|_ _|_ |__| | *I I| | | |
/-------\\/ ---------------------- I I^ ^ | |
/ | || | \\-/ | | | |
* ||----|| | _|_ |_| |_| |_| | wolfgang amadeus moo-zart
^^ ^^ ----------------------
Just a humble cownoisseur
(__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__)
(oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__)
\\/(oo)\\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\\/ (oo) \\(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo)
\\/ \\/ (oo) \\/ \\/ \\/ \\/ \\/ \\/
\\/
a cownfluence
_______
(__( .-< | | |
(oo) | |___|___|
___\\/___| |\\_____/|
| | | | |
| | | |_______|
>-' | | _ | _ |
*----/\\ /-------// |--(_)--|
/ \\ / | || |_______| (__)
/ \\ * ||----|| | | (++)
^ ^ ^^ ^^ |_______| \\/
Egyptian Cow Marie Antoinette's Cow
_
________|@|________
| POLICE BOX | __
|---------------| (^\\/^) \\(:)/
|_______| / | \\oo/ (o|o)
|| | || | | /-----\\/ /-----\\_/
||-----|| | | /| | /| |
||__|__|| | | V ||----|| ^ ||----||
| ___ | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
| |___| | | | Vulcan Cow Klingon Cow
| _____ | (__)
|| || (oo) ---------
|| ||----//\\/ ---< Master? >
|| ||B-9 \\ | ---------
||_____||______\\|
|_______|_______|
----------------
a Certain Time Lord's Cow (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! |
( ----0 ----------------
(___) "Moo have twenty _\\/_
|===| seconds to comply." /oooo\\---O
________\\_/ / /oooooo\\
| | | /oooooooo\\
# ||______|| /oooooooooo\\
|| || /____________\\
^^ ^^
RoboCow a Dalek Cow
__________________ ___________________ ___________________
/ine McBovine McBov\\ /McCow McCow McCow M\\ /ttle McCattle McCat\\
/cBovine McBovine McB\\ /Cow McCow McCow McCow\\ /e McCattle McCattle M\\
------------------------ ------------------------- -------------------------
\\ovine McBovine McBov/ \\McCow McCow McCow McC/ \\attle McCattle McCatt/
\\McBovine McBovine / \\w McCow McCow McCow/ \\ McCattle McCattle /
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ronald McDonald's Cows
@ @
@@@ @
@@ @
Pffii @@@@ @@
___________D @@@@@@
|________ | _______
(__) | / \\ /
( oo /~| | __ \\ /
/\\_|// | | / \\ | |
_/____/__| | | | | |
| ___/-----------------_| (__)
| / \\ \\ \\ `(oo)
| / \\ | | |\\/
| | O | / / __ /
|----| |-----------/ \\-\\\\\\ (__)
\\ / | o | \\\\\\ _( )_
________\\___/____________\\__/____\\\\\\_____________/_/__\\_\\____
Cow Express Suicidal Cow
o _____________
/\\ / \\
[__] ( take off, eh! )
__ | \\ / (oo) ----'\\_____________/
\\/----///\\ /-------\\/
*/\\______(xx) / | ||__|
( ) * ||----| U
^^ ^
Pro-democracy cow from Beijing Canadian Cow
o o o o o o
o o o o o o o o o o
o o o o ( ) o ( ) o ( ( o
O ) ( ) ( ) (
o o (__) o o (__) o (__) o o (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) o (oo) o
/------$$$$ o o /-------\\/ o /-------\\/ /-------\\/
/ | $$$$ / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| o * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| o
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry
___
_/...\\ *==\\ ________________
__________ (___) /::::::\\ (/_\\) / \\
/| `(0 0) |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo |
/ | \\ / /-----+-+--- \\ / /\\________________/
* |||----|||-/ * / | | | | 0 ___/
||| ||| * | _ |_| _ |
|| --+_+- ||
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow -- --
| |_ | |_
/\\ |____| |____|
/ O\\ Santa Cows
/ , \\
/ O \\ _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _
-/ , \\- / |~ |~ \\
/ O \\ | |~ o| |~ o| |
/, , \\ / \\ o| o| /
/ O O \\ / \\ /
-/ , \\- / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
/ O , \\ / / .
/ , O ,\\ (__) /* *\\ / ./\\.
/ O , O \\ (oo) /\\ /\\ .//.\\.
/ O \\-\\/ **** **** .///\\\\\\.
------------------|| (oo) (oo) ////\\\\\\\\.
||/ ||----|| /-------\\/ \\/-------\\ ||
|| ~~ ~~ /| || || |\\ ~~
Merry Cow-ristmas * ||----|| ||----|| *
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Christmas Cowols
O
O O O
O *
Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\\
_____________________| |_____ /||o\\
/______________________________\\ /|o|||\\
~ /________________________________\\ /|||||o|\\
~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\\
~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\\
/-------\\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\\
/ | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | |
* ||----|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo
oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
|----------------------| /\\
| | /\\ /\\/ \\
| | / \\/ / \\/\\
| | / \\ \\
| | ----------------------------
|______________________|
\\/
|----------------------| o-@@
|______________________|
Minimalist Dead Cow
----------------------
Mark Rothko Cow
/=`=^^^#&@^@&)|||><<><><>
\\|}() (&) ~~~~#***
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | #\\**^^//?<>.+|@@@\\/---___
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | \\|}/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))(
/\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$
------------------------------------------------
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | Jackson Pollock cow
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo |
/\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | ____________________
------------------------------------------------ | (__) |
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | (oo) |
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | /-------\\/ |
/\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | | / | || |
------------------------------------------------ | * ||----|| |
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | ^^ ^^ |
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | Ceci N'est Pas |
/\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | | Une Cow |
------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Andy Warhol Cow Rene Margritte Cow
oo --
\\/
cow by night sleeping cow by night Chesire Cow
II
( MOOOOOO ! ) II\\
________\\ / II + (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! )
|\\ `v' \\ + II (00)
| \\________|____\\ \\II\\ \\/-------\\
| ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\\ (__) ..oo ( How can he )
|\\|______\\_O_/___| + II ||----|| * (oo) ( afford that? )
| \\_______________\\ \\II\\ ~~ ~~ \\/--------\\
\\ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \\
(\\(_____[PHIL]_____) + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
(_) (_) \\II II ~~ II ~~ II
II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
What cows think when people MOO at them
/\\\\ ^ (__) (__)
/__\\\\ | ( oo _ (oo)
_ (o o) | /\\__|( ) _ /-\\/-\\
/ \\ /\\_/\\ / | \\==//=(_) *POW!* / \\
| /|I I| | ==== | |
^/ |I I| | | | |
| |I I| /| _ \\ / \\
| |I I| / / / \\ \\ __________\\
| |_____| * || || \\\\
^ *^ ||_ ||_ (_)
cow giving forgiveness Moo-hamid Ali Cow Bell.
(!!) _/\\_ \\_\\
!!!!!!!!(oo) _______(oo) _________(oo)
!/| \\/ /| \\/ /| Ferrari \\/
!/ |______|| / |______|| / |________||
* || || * || || * || ||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Last of the Moo-hicans Mayflower cows Sports Cow
--- Fin du code ---
Dwalin:
... lanta
Je parlais des défauts Schottky et anti-Schottky dans les cristaux ...
M'Bowwarrior:
eh ben :eek:
--- Code: --- (__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/--------------- \\/ / ------------- \\/
/ ( !S M T W T F! ) / ( |7 8 9 +| )
/ ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) * ( |4 5 6 -| )
* ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |1 2 3 X| )
( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |C 0 = /| )
(+-+-+-+-+-+-+) ^---------^
|| || || ||
|| || || ||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"COWLENDAR" "COWCULATOR"
/\\
/ \\ __ ________ ------
DOCTOR _/__\\_ |__| | |====|
MOO/ /=(OO) (oo) * | v|
\\/ --/==-\\/==\\ /-------\\/ |^^ *|
/ | \\==|| \\==\\ /// / | || ------
* ||-|==|| \\==\\/==/ * ||----||
~~ ///~~ \\===/ ^^ ^^
Gallifreyan Cow Straight out of Cowllege
(__)
(oo)
/-------\\/ # #
/ | || \\\\ //
* ||----||\\ \\\\ //
^^ ^^ \\ \\ --- /
\\ | |
| | |
| | |
| / \\_/ \\ (__)
| // \\\\ <--(xx)--#-
| // \\\\ /\\
___________\\|/___________
Cow-a-flower Cow at butcher's party
___--------___ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
/ . . . \\ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|\\/ . (__) . \\/| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^
|| . . (oo) . . || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|/\\ . \\/ . /\\| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
\\___ . . ___/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
--------- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Cow in a haggis Cow on top of Ben Nevis
___________________________
| (__) (__) (__) (__) | * (__)
| ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo | \\ (oo)
_______| /\\_| /\\_| /\\_| /\\_| |________ \\-------\\/
| | | ||
| _____ _____ | ||----||
|___| |________________________| |____| (oo) (oo)
|___| |___|
Cow-pooling rollerscating cow
__ o oo o
(__) \\||/
(__) (__) (___)
(__) (oo) (oo) (o o)
( ) /-------\\/ /-------\\/ /$$$$$$$\\ /
( /* ) / | || / | || / $$$$$$$|O
| | * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||w---||
^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Dairy-Air East Indian Cow Injun Cow Cash Cow
( )
(___) PRISON# # # # # ||| |||
(o o) # # # # #(_#) # (O O)
/------------\\ / # # # # #(o#) # /------------\\___/
/ | #-# # #/-#--#--#-\\# # / | |||
* | ||| # # |# # #||# # / || |||
||--------||| # *# |#--#--#||# # * ||----------|||
^^ ^^ # # ^# # #^^# # ^^ ^^
Orville Redencow The Bakker Cows
(__) (__)
/ oo ______ / @@ ______
| /\\_| | \\ | /\\_| | \\
| |___ | | | |___ | |
| ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
* | | ---- | | | | ---- | |
\\ | |_____ | |_____
\\|________| *____/|________|
CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter
(__) (__)
/ -- ______ / .\\/. ______
| /\\_| | \\ | /\\_| | \\
| |___ | | | |___ | |
| ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
| | ---- | | * | | ---- | |
| |_____ \\ | |_____
*____/|________| \\|________|
CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler
\\\\ \\\\
\\\\ \\\\
/ \\ / \\
/ \\ / \\
\\ \\ \\ \\
\\ \\(__) \\ \\(__)
*--> (oo) *--> (oo)
/ / \\/ o / / \\/
/ / / /
\\ / o \\ /
\\ / \\ /
// //
// o //
B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run
___
/ \\ ( ) Happy
| \\ |--| Mooosic! (__)
| | \\ /__ (oo)
+----------+ __oo| \\ / -\\/ (__)
|Steinway &|_ \\/| | / || >----(oo)---->
|___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\\/
| | | / / | ^^ / | ||
o o o | | ||---- * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^
Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow
(__) +=============================+
(oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N |
______ ______\\/ (__)| +-----+ |
__|______\\__/____/\\\\[ (xx)| | ___ | |(__)
/ --- \\\\ --- \\/ | |/=|=\\| |(oo)
|[] / \\ \\ / / \\ | |==|==| | \\/
| @ | \\____/ | @ | | |==|==| |
\\ / \\ / ------------------------------------
--- ---
COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars
__ _________ __ _________
( V _ _ )_ ( V )_
/ ( \\o/ ) ) / //// )
( \\_O_/ \\ ( (---) \\
\\ /O\\ ) \\ |moo| )
( @ @ / ( (---) /
(_____/\\____) (_____/\\____)
o o
o o
o o
(__) (__)
/----(uu) /----(uu)
*__/| \\o==s *__/| \\o==s
/\\(* \\| __ \\\\----==s \\)) /\\(* \\| __ \\\\----==s \\))
|/))* | \\ )*\\||/))// |/))* | \\ )*\\||/))//
~ ~\\/--\\*) ~ ~\\/--\\*)
Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage
(__) o o * (__)
(oo) o o \\ (OO)
/-------\\/==o o \\-------\\/
/ | || ____ [] | ||
* ||----|| |__| (/\\)s==|----||
~~ ~~ /__\\ ~ ~~
Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started
the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.
__// \\__ |\\__|\\
/^^^)^^/ ) ( \\^^(^^^\\ | 00 |
/( _( ^/ \\^ )_ )\\ \\---<( -- )>---/
/ \\ // | / \\ | \\ / \\ \\ |--| /
/ \\ O/ \\O // \\ \\__/ \\--/
( )/\\ //\\( ) ( )
/\\ // \\ /\\ | |
/ / /W COW-TOW W\\ \\ \\ --------
* \\( )/ * || ||
\\_ _// nn nn
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cow after learning that
the vice president has a
(__) (__) (__) (__) lower IQ than he does
(oo) + (oo) = (oo) (oo)
\\/ \\/ \\/ \\/ (__,
(+o)
(__) (__)(__) (__) (__) (__) /-----#-----\\'
(oo) + (oo)(oo) = (oo) (oo) (oo) / | Cownucks|| \\
\\/ \\/ \\/ \\/ \\/ \\/ }}--------}} \\ o
== == --
Cownting... This cow plays hockey
/.
moo /`'\\ .
(__) MOO! ` / ./ \\..
(oo) / ../ .' \\.
/-------\\/ ../ / ../ \\
/ | || ./ ./ ./ \\
* ||----|| ./ ./ \\ \\.
-------^^----^^----- .../ ../ ../ \\
\\ / / /
Ech-cow (echo)
________________ (__)
^__^ / \\ (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO!
(oo) ( Milk is logical. ) __ \\O//
/-------\\/ --'\\________________/ / ==s)\\_____
/ | || *--/|_/-----/ OO COW
* ||W---|| |__ __ II JOYRIDES
^^ ^^ O O o o / \\-----/ \\
Mr Spock's cow \\__/ \\__/
* . . ,
. . * . .
. *
\\ / , (__) , ,
- * - ( . |
. / \\ , . \\/ . - - .
. / \\\\ , |
, * * / /\\\\
. /\\\\ / . .
* . / \\\\ . .
_|_ , . , / , *
| . , . * , . .
. , . . . * .
The Milky Way
\\ / ________________________________
\\/ / \\
(__) /\\ | At times likes these you |
(oo) O O | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! |
_\\/_ // O \\________________________________/
* ( ) // O
\\ (\\\\ // o
\\( \\\\ ) o (__)
( \\\\ ) /\\ (oo)
___[\\______/^^^^^^^\\__/) o-)__ /\\/\\
|\\__[=======______//________)__\\ Cocown (\\==/)
\\|_______________//____________| \\<>/
||| || //|| |||
||| || @.|| ||| (___) /^^^^^\\
|| \\/ .\\/ || /- -\\ / MU /
. . ( ^ ) __/______/
'.'.` \\_O_/
COW-OPERATION Buddha's Cow
(_ ~ - _) / ~
( - - | =s
O | *
| O \\ \\ - |
| \\ |
- - |
)
Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.
(__) ---_
(__) _______________* (oo) /| \\
(xx)-\\ \\ /-------\\/ / |\\ \\_ (__)
\\/ /-\\___________\\--\\ / | | * ||\\ (oo)
* ------ ~~ \\____ \\/
Boneless Cow No leg cow (ground beef) Two leg cow (lean beef)
(__)
(oo)
\\/ \\___/
/ / \\\\ (0 0)
/ /\\\\ \\ /
/\\\\ / v
/ / \\\\ |
/ <-------|------->
/ * |
|\\ |
/ | \\ / __|__
\\\\ \\ \\/ \\/
/ \\\\ \\ \\/ \\/
/ \\\\___\\ \\/ \\/
/ \\\\ __|__
/ \\\\ \\ /
/ / / \\\\ |\\ /|
/ \\\\ | V |
/ / \\\\ | |
/ \\\\ | |
/ \\\\ W W
\\\\
===============================O=========== Stick Cow sunbathing
=========================================== at Malibu wearing a
O) O) special cow bikini.
The dreaded cowtapult
(__) (___) ** ((__))
(__) (__) (___) \\\\ ((oo))
(oo) ( ) ( ) \\\\------\\\\//
| \\/ | ( /*) | | || ||
| | || || | | |||----|||
(___) ^^^ ^^^
Cows doin' it Cows doin' it \\_* Cow during an
FRONT VIEW BACK VIEW TOP VIEW Earthquake
(( _ _ (___) (__)
( D\\ (_)(_)____ (0 0) (oo)
_______\\__| | MOOTV____( /-------\\_O---moo *-\\/-------\\
/| || _/\\____/ / | || / || | \\
/ ||____| \\/^ / \\ * ||,---|| * ||-----|| *
* || | O O ^^ ^^ \\/|(/)(/\\(,,/
^^ ^ Romie mooed... while Julie ate.
"Moo-vie Camera" (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)
______________________________________________________
| |
_______ | |
/ _____ | | ACME MOO-VERS |
/ /(__) || | |
________/ / |OO| || | |
| |-------|| | |
(| | -.|| |_______________________ |
| ____ \\ ||_________||____________ | ____ ____ |
/| / __ \\ |______|| / __ \\ / __ \\ | | / __ \\ / __ \\ |\\
\\|| / \\ |_______________| / \\ |_| / \\ |__| |___________| / \\ |__| / \\ |_|/
| () | | () | | () | | () | | () |
\\__/ \\__/ \\__/ \\__/ \\__/
"The Moo-vers are here!"
-- (__) * (__)* (__)* (__)* (__)
*--- - (QQ) \\ (oo) \\ (oo) \\ (oo) \\ (o-)
- \\------\\/ \\-------\\/ ^^\\-------\\/ ^^\\-------\\/ ^^\\-------\\/
--- | | | // | // | // | ||
- ||()--|| ||------+ ||------+ ||------+ ||----||
oo oo ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Roller Cow Cows in polonaise
-------------/
/
/
/
/
/
/ (__)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa)
\\ / ____
|\\/| ___ \\__/ \\/ * \\/
(oo) ( * ) (--) | O O |
/-------\\/ V /--------\\Q/ /--------\\/ \\ /
/ | ||__| / | || / | || \\**/
* ||----| * ||-----|| * ||----|| --
^^ ^ -- -- -- -- Milkael
Cow from Vulcan Smoking 1-eyed cow Cow w/ rabbit ears Cowbachev
(*) (*)
(__) ^ ^ (__)
(oo) | | | @(oo)@
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\\ | U (-) | | | | (-) U @@@@
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|\\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/|
| \\ | | | | / |
= * = = = = * =
cows having candlelight dinner
(___)
(o o)
( ** ) __\\_/__
|e e| //^^*^^\\ \\___/
\\ / ____*===*______* / * \\ (O O)
OO * Givenchy *\\ / | * | \\ \\ /
| * * * \\ \\ |=====| / O
/**************** * "|_____|"
// ************* | | | Cow exclaiming
|| || \\_/|| | | | "Holy Cow"
|| || || || |_|_|
v| v| v| v| ^ ^
Haute Cowture COWNT
|\\
|[] |\\
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* _________\\/ /| (o-) | (__) | |[]
| (__) /,, ,, /_|_______\\/ /| (oo) | (__) |
| __(oo) *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\\/ /| (OO) |
\\===== |\\/ | *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\\/ /|
_|_/ \\_ |===========| *--------------/,, ,, / |
-//\\-----/\\\\ o |===========| *----------------|
\\_/ \\_/ o |===========| |
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Cowazaki COW-WARD o o
______________________________
/ \\
( Freisian a jolly good fellow! )
\\________________ ____________/
) ) ()
(__) // ( )
(__) (oo) / (___) ( __ )
/(oo)---\\/ (o o) (oo)
/-------\\/ || \\ /-------\\ /-------/||||
/ | ||----|| O|| | \\ / | || |||
* ||----|| ^^ ||---,|| * * ||----|| |
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull Ayatollah Cow-manhi
(__) |====|
/--------------------/ (oo) \\oo/
/ | || / (__) /-------\\/ /-------\\/
* ||----|| /-----------(oo) / | ||----> / | ||
^^ ^^ \\/ * ||----|| * ||----||
___/ ___/ ^^ ^^
Network Virtual Cow Cowcatcher
(with separate frontend and backend) Cow waterskiing (Major league)
/\\ __
__ _[__]_
(oo) /(oo)\\
/-------\\/ /------@\\/@
/ | + || / | |@@
* ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Sacred Cow Zen Cow (eating grass) Hasidic Cow
_____ _________________
/ \\ / \\
( 1+2=3 ) ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) )
\\__ _/ \\_____ __________/ (__)
( ( ) ) >(==)
\\\\ // )__( /-\\/-\\
\\ (__) / (oo) /( )\\
(oo) \\/-------* ^ ( ) ^
/-------\\/ || | \\ ( )
/ | || ||----|| \\ /----\\
* ||----|| vv vv / \\ \\
^^ ^^ ^ * ^
COWculator (2) Reverse Polish Cow Cow-a-bunga
^^ ^^
O (___) || * ||----||
| (o o) || \\ | ||
(no-bull-ity) ---> % -\\ /- || \\-------/\\
|\\/| O | || (oo)
| | | || ( )
/ v-' || ><
/==========| ( )
// || (oo)
,------._(__) || || /-------\\/
* | \\ ( oo || || / | ||
vv====>----=\\/====vv |===========| * ||----||
^^ ^^
COWTOW Bi-cow molecule
(__) (__)
() () _____| oo | |oo|
()() / | /----|-|__|-|
(oo) / | / | ||
/-------UU /____________| * ||----||
/ | || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
* ||w---|| Cow dressed up Cow dressed up
^^ ^^ as ghost as Frankenstein
Eh, What's up Doc? for Halloween For Halloween
(__) |\\/| (__)
(oo) (oo) >(==)
__[_]__\\/ /-------VV /-------\\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| --> . * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~
Portable Cow Japanese model Lycownthropy Cow-a-bunga (2)
(very handy) portable COW
Edited by David A. Bader, dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu
HTML version by Neil Enns
_______________________
|^^^^| ( Dammit, Jim, I'm a )
| | ( doctor, not a butcher!)
@| Oo (---------------------))
(MM) | ._> (__) )
(oo) \\ / (oo)
/-------\\/ /--------- /-------\\/
/ | || / | || / I * II
* ||----|| * ||-----|| * II----II
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cowabunga! Bart Simpcow Dr. Bones McCow
________________ (__)
// (__)(__)||(__)\\\\ (oo)
// (oo)(oo)||(oo) \\\\ /-------\\/
// \\\\"\\/""\\/"||"\\/"/ \\\\ / //____\\\\
/ ============||=======\\\\ * // \\\\
(| |- ||- ||)
|________|_____||________||/ ***********
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--- --- *** *
****o
Cowpool ******
***
*** *
(__) *** ***
(oo) ******
/-------\\/___()~
/ | || Cow jumping over the moon
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow smoking a pipe
o o o o o o o
o o o o o o o o
(__) o o o o o o
(oo) o o o o o o
/-------\\/___() o o o o
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe
* * * o @ ~ *
* * * , o * * *
(__) * * * . * o
(oo) * * ) . *
/-------\\/ * -(*)- ~ @ *
/ | || (
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow star-gazing
|
\\|/
----*----
/|\\
|
(__)
(oo)
/-------\\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow wishing upon a star
________ _______
(__) / \\ (__) / \\
(oo) ( Squeak!! ) (oo) ( !oMo! )
/-------\\/ --'\\________/ /-------\\/ --'\\_______/
/ | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
A Cow-mon Dyslexic
Mistake Cow @@@@@
@@\\0 0/@@
(o o)
___________________________ ** |U| **
/ / / / ***( )***
/ /__________/ / // \\ / \\\\
/ / // *** \\\\
/ / *******
/ / ***********
/ / ***************
/ 3.5" 135tpi / *******************
/__________________________/ *********************
*********************
Cow Stored as Binary
Information. Cow Belle
(___) (___) (___)(___)
(o o) * (o o) (o o)(o o)
/------\\ / (__) \\_(--) /------\\ / \\ /-----\\
/ ____O (oo) / (**)\\ / (__)_O O___ \\
( )/----\\----\\/ ( / \\/\\ ) ( )(oo)--\\---/--/( )
/\\oo===| / ~ || \\\\ / /\\oo==@/|| ~ \\~ |===oo/\\
| || ||~-----|| |||~~|| | || ||-----~|| || |
* || || || ||| || * || || || || *
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Cows at a garden party
* (__) .
\\ (oo) .'
...\\------\\/ '.
(__) (__) . (__) || (__)
(oo) (oo) . (oo)----|| (oo)
/-------\\/ /------\\ / /-------\\/ ^^/-------\\/
/ | || / | |\\/ / | || \\| ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| *><----><
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Cow feeling Cow feeling Cow feeling
pissed off pissed on pissed
(__) * (__) * (__) ( )
(oo) \\ (oo) \\ (OO) ( )
/-------\\/ ..\\-------\\/ \\-------\\/ ( ( )
/ | || . | || / \\\\ ( ) )
* ||W---|| . ||----|| //------\\\\ ( )
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow about to Cow giving Cow who's just Cloud of dust where
give milk U.H.T. milk seen a McDonalds same cow was before
(__) (__) s * )__(
(oo) (@@) s / (oo)
/-------\\/ /-------\\=== (__) \\--___--\\/
/ | || / | || /------(xx) | |
* ||----|| * ||----|| * \\ /\\/ /\\----/ \\
WWWWWWWWWWWWW ^^ ^^ ===----==== ^ ^ ^ ^
Cow standing in Cow SMOKING Dead cow Mad Cow
long grass grass
(__) (__) (___) * (___)
(00) (oo) (@ @) \\ (* *)
/-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\ / \\-------\\ /
/ | || / | || / | |O | |O
* ||----|| * ||O---|| * ||O---|| ||@>--||
^^ ^^ [__]. ^^ [__]. ^^ ^^ ^^
Norwegian cow Calf having Calf making Same bull after
drink mistake calf went away
(__) * (__) (__) (__)
(DD) \\ (xx) (oo) (oo)
/-------\\/ \\-------\\/ /-',',', \\/ /-------\\/
/ | || | || ./,|',',',',' / | (+) ||
* ||----|| ||----|| |''''''| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ ^^ ^^
Cow watching Cow having a Jersey Cow The "bummer of
above bull sexual fantasy a birthmark" Cow
(with due accowlades
to Gary Larson
-\\ /- (The Far Side))
'\\/'
(oo) _________
/------- \\/ | \\ /|
./ | , | - -X- - |
|------| |/______\\_|
--|------|---------|-------
/---------------------------\\
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// / \\ __ \\\\\\
/// / \\ \\\\\\\\
Highland Cow
________ \\
|########| \\
|########| \\
--------\\ \\
(__) | \\
(oo) | \\ ______________________
\\/ | | |
/+++\\ o | |
/+++++\\ | ____ |
~ #/##\\#~ \\ | / To | |
/ ii \\ \\ | \\ W.C.| |
~~ ~~ \\ | ---- |
\\ | |
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In"cow"tinent \\|------------------------
(__) (oo) /-------\\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^
A well adjust(1)ed Cow
(__)
(oo)
^^ ^^
/-------\\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
An ass-sort(1)-ed Cow
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A compress(1)ed Cow
awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files]
An awk(1)ward Cow
begin 644 cow
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_|_ _|_
(oo)
/-------\\/
/ |===w=||_|OO ... .... (bullets,where w=gun)
* ||----|
^^ ^
this is the cowboy-cow, in case u are wondering 'where
the hell is the horse then ?', let me
inform u that it too needs recreation and
has gone to play man-shoes !!
___________________________
| | (__) \\
| | (oo) |
| | /-------\\/ \\____ Cow'ndom
| | / | || ____) Use it to prevent AIDS
| | * ||----|| /
| | ~~ ~~ |
| |___________________________/
/-----------------------------------------------------------------------
|[] ________ ________ ------ ________ ________ ________ ------ __
/ | (oo) | | (oo)| |[][]| |(oo) | |oo)(oo| |(oo) | |[][]| |
| | _\\/__| |___\\/_| |[][]| |_\\/___| |\\/__\\/| |_\\/___| |[][]| |_
|--------------------------| |--------------------------------| |----
| | | | |
+---/OOO==OOO\\-------------======---------/OOO==OOO\\-------------======----
Cow-st liner
_-_
(__) [ ]
(oo) /-_-
\\/-------/
|| |
||----||
~~ ~~
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(oo)
/-------\\/ ~~____________________________________________
/ | // ||\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/||
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_-_
[ ] (__)
-_-\\ ( )
\\--------
| ||
||----||
~~ ~~
Andrei Ag-cow-si
(__)___________________________________________________________(__)
(oo) (oo)
\\/_____________________________________________________________\\/
Cowaxial Cable
(__) (__)
( V V ) (oo)
(>O O<) /-------\\/
( A A ) / | ||
/-------\\/ * ||----||
/ | || | \\ | \\
* ||----|| V> V> V> V>
^^ ^^
Tammy Fae Baker's cow Imelda Marcos' cow
++ ++
+||---||+
(__) | 1 2 3 | (__)
(oo)O | 4 5 6 | (oo)
/-------\\/o/ | 7 8 9 | /-------\\/__
/ | |__/~~~~~~| * 0 # | / | |__\\/ \\~~~~~~~/
* ||----| +-------+ * ||----| \\_____/
^^ ^ ^^ ^
Cattle call Cow punch
(__) / _
(oo) / / \\
-\\/-/ | + |
/\\__/_| (___) |___|
/ / (o o) (o o)
| / /_______\\ / /-------\\ /
\\ _ / / |-,---||O / | ||O
| | * || || * ||,---||
^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Ripken Bullemic Papal Bull
___ ___
\\ \\ \\ \\
(___) ___\\__\\__\\__\\__
(o o) | O O O O O O|
--\\ /----+-------------+-------/
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\\ /
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Steerage
___________________
___ ( I MOO-ON MY WAY )
_|___|_ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
v v ( uu| '
/ (___) \\ /\\_c|
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| O | | | o | (- -) / zzz |
| | \\ | | | /-------\\ / ---<______/
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/ \\ | / \\| * ||,---||
~~|~~|~ L_/ | ^^ ^^
| | || || Bulldozer
\\ \\ || ||
ID ID
Le Bullet Russe
Dick Tracy's Cow
| ==================================
| = =
| = _____ =
| = ______ / \\ =
| = / \\ | \\ =
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| ## (oo) / / = (oo) / \\||(__) \\/ =
| ## |\\/ / / = \\/ (__) ||(oo) =
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| ## \\ \\ / / = \\/ || =
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|____________##_______________ = || =
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Cow-sine wave
Cow tipping:
Step 1. Step 2.
(__)
(--)
/-------\\/ O--------O_
/ | || /| :: |_)
* ||w---|| * O--------O
~~ ~~
*
(__) ________ * *
(oo) ====________| * *
/-------\\/ /\\
/ | || / \\ *
* ||----|| / \\
~~ ~~ / \\
A Cowsmologist
\\ / _ /\\ ` `_______ ` `
/\\/______\\/ / \\ `/_/_|_\\_\\ `
| (__) /(`')\\ ` |(__) `
*---|______(^^) /-------\\/ ` |(oo) `
\\/ / | || ` ` J \\/ `
* ||----||
Cowt-of-order ~~ ~~ Cow in Bergen, Norway
(Me-cow-nical failure) Cowloon (Rains 300+ days a year)
(___) ________
.____ (o o) / \\ )
/ \\ / --| UGGGGH! |
/ || O \\________/
/ / ||
/ / ||
/_____/__, ||
*------'---------' ~~
Sitting Bull Bull's Eye
_________________________
(___) / ...The President then \\
(o o) / had to take into serious \\
/-------\\ / ----| consideration what implica- |
/ | ||O \\ tions it would have for.../
* ||,---|| \\_________________________/
~~ ~~
Bull-etin from the White House.
________________________________________________
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
%% %% %% %%
|| || || ||
|| || || ||
|| || _ (_) \\o/ || ||
|| || /|_|(_) | || ||
____||______||_"_|_|_______/_\\______||______||____
The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to
vicious beasts...
_
| \\ (___)
| \\ (__) (__) (~ )
*----|---------------(oo) (oo) (o o)
| ______ |\\/ /-------$/ /-------$/
|___/ /_____| / | ^^ || / | ||
/ / \\____/ / / * ||-----| * ||------|
/ > > / ^^ ^ ^^ ^
> > MacCow MosCow
Stelth Cow
*
vv vv /
||____M__||/
|| || (__)
/\\||_______|| (xx)
(Xx) \\/
(--)
Cow by Georgia O'Keefe
Dead Cow
(__)
(oo)
\\/
/\\
__/---\\ //\\\\
<__/-(__) o/||\\o
(oo) (oo) //o||\\\\\\
/-------\\/ /--\\/ o///||o\\\\o
/ | || / -- ||
* ||----|| || =====
^^ ^^
A Christmas Cow-el
The Butcher of Baghdad Karen Cowpenter
(Saddam Holstein)
(__ (__) (__) | | (__)
(oo) (--) (--) | | (--)
/-------\\/ /-------\\/ /o /-------\\/ | I \\/-------\\
/ | || / | L |----< o / | D |--------| M | \\
* ||----|| * ||----| / o * ||----| I I |----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^ | ^^ ^ | ^ ^^
| |
Cow owned by
Vincent Van Gough Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows
\\\\ //
\\\\( )// (__)
(o o) ( ) /(oo)\\
\\ / (oo) / \\/ \\
/ \\ ##########\\/ / /\\ \\
| | # ######## # / / \\ \\
\\___/ * # ###### # | | | |
// | \\\\ # # # # | | | |
// \\\\ |___| |___|
" " Mosscow Cowderoys
Cow11
_____
<_____>
( ) (==) |
(oo) __ /------\\/- *
/---*-.---\\/ (oo) / | | \\/|
/ |* . * .|| /-------\\/ * | |
* ||------|| : :: |===|===|
~~ ~~ ::----:: ^^ ^^
^^ ^^
Cow w/ cowpox Boris Cowlile Cow on Graduation day
/
/\\ /
\\/ (__) / \\ | /
|| <`'> / \\ | /
(_||_) \\/ /^ _____ ___ _____
__\\||/__ #=======> | _ /(o o) \\
| /xx\\ | ( )==/ (_)------/---\\ / \\
__\\xx/__| I____I | ||
/ww\\ ,---( _ ) . ||----||
/| |\\ / || \\_=======|| oo oo
|^ ^| ||
^ ^ || heli-COW-pter
==
COW giving birth The Ninja Cow
* (__)
\\ (oo) ________(__)_
\\---------------\\/ |COW-SIO (oo) | (_--_)
| 0.0 | | _______\\/ | /*__*\\
|---------------| | |_________| | * __|(oo)|_
| C CE ^ - | | | \\/--( \\|==|/ )
| 7 8 9 + | | C = / * | | \\ /
| 4 5 6 * | | 7 8 9 - | \\ \\ | | | |
| 1 2 3 / | | 4 5 6 + | | |-\\ /-\\ /
| 0 . = | | 1 2 3 | ^ ^ ^ ^
| || | 0 . = | NFL Dallas "COWBOY"
||-----------|| |_____________|
^^ ^^
Cow-culater Cow-culator
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\//-------\\/
/ | || / | || /| || /| ||
* ||----||* ||----||* ||----||* ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
COW-comitant
(__) (__) (__) (__)
($$) (&&) (YY) (%%)
/-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ .. .. $& #Y
USA'$ cow GB'& cow JP'y cow Bank'% cow
_____________
| |
| INDIANA 45 |
| | |
| PURDUE 52 | |
|_____________| |
______|====\\
\\/\\/\\/ \\\\
\\/\\/ \\\\
\\\\
\\\\
(__) __ \\\\
(oo) /)(\\ \\\\
* / \\/_/~\\__/ ||
\\ / __/~ ||
\\/ / ||
| _/ ||
| | ||
~ ~ ------
Hoosier
Cow
. .
. . (__)
(___) . (___) . (oo)
(o o) . (- -) . /-------\\/ 5+2=?
\\ / . \\ / . / ! !!
Q.. Q.. * !!----!!
^^ ^^
smokin' cow waisted cow cow who cow'nts
(__) (__)
(00) ( )
/----------------\\/ \\/---------------\\
/ | | | | \\
* ||-----------|| |||----------||| *
^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^
SIDE VIEWS
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
* |
^^^ ^^^
BACK VIEW FRONT VIEW
^ (___)
_- --/ - `\\ ^ |*-*|
_________/_________ ^____ _ \\o/`-\\
" /| \\ / U |
(__) ` /_| _ - \\/\\ | /
|@@| | | //
\\/`--------.__/ | C/
| / \\---/
//`---\\/|| |/\\ |
|| || || ||
|| ||
|| ||
Helicowpter
Cool Cow
(__) (__) |
(oo) ($$) |__ /---------o*o
/---------------------\\/ /-------\\/---|| / | ||
/ | | | | | || / | | || * ||-----||
* ||--||--||--||--||--|| * ||----| -- ^^ ^^
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cowterpillar Yuppie cow with Cow that was captured
mobile phone. by head-shrinkers
((( ))))
(( ( ))) ( ) I'm a cow, man !
( ( ) ) ) ^^^^^ /
( ( ( )))) | | _/
( ( / ) ) ) O O /
( ( \\\\ ) ) ) \\ C / -
( : // ) ) ~
: : / \\
: : O / | | \\
: : ( | | )
: : \\ \\___/ /
: : (__) W/ \\W
: : (oo) /|_n_|
: : ----\\/ / || ||
: : :: | () ()
: : ---:: * || ||
------------^^ VV VV
Newton's Cow
(aka Mooton) Bart Cow
__
>(__) This cow will make all those desisions for you by changing
(oo) color according to the action you should take.
/-------\\/
/ | || If this cow appears to be:
* ||----||
^^ ^^ GREEN: Yes, Go ahead
MAGIC DESISION
MAKING COW. WHITE: No, unless it is raining.
AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal
GRAY: Adjust your contrast/brightness control
BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on.
BLACK (on white): Lucky git!
ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's,
quickly!
/~~\\ +
) ( \\__/ O O
( o)\\ ========== o_o_o
* \\o / / __ \\ (___)
\\ \\/-----\\ / (**) \\ (___)
\\----- || \\ \\ \\/ / (___)
$ | --|| * \\"mon / ( 00
||-vv-- ~~ \\ parfum"/ \\_ |
~~ ======== \\_o
Pablo Picowsso Paloma Picowasso King Cowles II
--- Fin du code ---
M'Bowwarrior:
--- Code: --- ______ ___________
: Oui? : : :
_______ `v-----' : CORNED :
: Nee! : (__) : BEEF :
`------v' (oo) :_________:
/-------\\/
/ : :: An exercise found in a text book of quantum
* ::----:: mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation
^^ ^^ of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on
the boundary conditions!"
Belgian Cow
(__)
(oo)
/-------\\/
/ : :: (/\\)
* ::----:: /oo\\ (__)
XX======^^====^^==>> /-----/____\\ (--)
X US MISSILE >> / | || /--------\\/
X Greetings >>> * ||----|| / \\ | \\__
X George >> ~~ ~~ * /__-------__|
XX================>> ~ ~
Cow klux klan Cow resting
Irakean Cow
___()
COW ------------| o\\
| )O-------------- MOO
-----|____/ /
\\ /
\\ / (____)
\\ / \\( )
\\ / |\\( )
\\ / \\ \\( )
\\ / \\ \\( )
X |\\ \\( )
/ \\ | \\ \\( )
/ \\ \\ \\(____)
/ \\ \\|_o_o_|
/ \\ | |
/ \\ | |
/ ___() \\
-----| o\\ \\ cow chip
| |O-------------- ~MOO
BULL ---------- |____/
Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending)
( ) ( )
\\ / \\ /
\\___/ \\___/
(o o) (o o)
/-------------\\o/ /-------------\\o/
/ | || / | ||
* ||-,--------|| * ||@\\\\-------||
|| || || \\\\ ||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Texas Longhorn Steer Texas Longhorn Bull
__
(__) ( ) (__)
(oo) / (oo)
_______\\/ / \\ _______\\/
/ / \\ /| |
/ | || / \\ / || ||
* ||-__-|| (_____________) * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Pregnant Cow Hanger De-calf-inated
(__) (__) iiiiIiiii
(oo) (oo) '|o o|`
/---------\\/ ---------\\/ ________\\_/
/| | || / | || / | |
* |__|-----|| //____\\-----|| # ||ww____||
|| || * || || || ||
~~ ~~
cow-boy cow-girl Happy Hannucow!
(or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy)
\\_ ^
\\ | **~~~~~~~
_____) \\___ | **~~~~~~~
__/ \\__ (__) | ~~~~~~~~~
_/ \\ (oo) | ~~~~~~~~~
/ ____ ( ) \\/ |
/ / __/ \\__ |o o| /( \\/|
/| ||_/ \\ \\ / ( ) |
^^^^^^^^^"^// /^^^^^^^^^^^^^\\ \\\\^^^^^^^^^^ /~\\ |
// / | ||
[][] [][] Patriotic Cow
Sha-MOO
/\\
/ \\
/ \\
| |
/ * * \\
/ ** * \\
/ * ** \\ **
/ * * \\ ** **
. . . | | * * <--- the world
. . / **** \\ * *
. . . / * * \\ ** **
. . . / **** \\ **
. / * * \\
. | |
. / **** \\
. / * \\ . .
. / **** \\ . .
/ * \\ . .
/ **** \\
| | . . .
| **** |
| * * | . . .
| **** | . . .
| * * | . . .
|------------------------------| . .
| (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) | . .
. /| (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) |\\
/ | /\\/\\ /\\/\\ /\\/\\ /\\/\\ /\\/\\ | \\ . . .
. / |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=| \\ .
. / | | | | | | | | | | | | \\ .
/ USA | ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ |NASA \\ .
|______| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ |______| .
. (______________||______________) . .
. /_\\ /_\\ . . .
!!! !!!
The herd shot 'round the world.
(_ _)
___ (o o)
(__) _- -_( )
(++) /- O O
/____O/ / | ||
/| || * ||-___-||
* ||--|| ~~ ~~
~~ ~~
This cow belongs to This cow belongs to
Mr. Bill Rosanne Barr
_________(__)___
| -------------- |\\
(__) (__) "slurp" /|| || \\
(oo) (oo) / ||milkfat 1% || \\
/-------\\/ \\/-------\\ * * ||______________|| /
/ | || \\__/ || | \\ * |________________|/
* ||----|| | | ||-----|| * * || ||
~~ ~~ |__| ~~ ~~ * ~~ ~~
*
cowoperation ----------------------
/ - - - - - - - - --- /
/ - - - - - - - - --- /
----------------------
(oooo) personal cowmputer
oo( -0 )oo
/ ------------ \\/
/ | | /|
/ | ----\\_/ | / |
> < ||| ||| / |
||| ||| |/ |
~~ ~~ \\ |
Wendy Wellesley Cow- /| // (__)
note the shapely figure and painted / /\\// (oo)
hooves---and the sexy wink reserved | | / /-------\\/
for MIT men. | / / | ||
| / * ||----||
| / ^^ ^^
_____ * |/ breacowt!
(_____) /
( OO )_____________ /
(/~~\\) ######### \\/ |\\------------\\
\\O_/ * * * * |= = = = = =|- SCUD )
| ######### | |/------------/
| |__________| |
|| | || |
|| | || |
~~~~ ~~~~
Saddam moo-sein
@
(__) (__) _____/
/| (oo) _ (oo)/----/_____ *
_o\\______/_|\\_\\/_/_|__\\/|____|//////== *- * * -
/_________ \\ 00 | 00 | /== -* * -
[_____/^^\\_____\\_____|_____/^^\\_____] *- * -
\\__/ \\__/
Cow-mobile
(()) (()) ||||
(oo) (oo)
/------\\/ (OO) /------\\/
/| | /------\\/ /| |
* ||----|| /| | * ||----||
^^ ^^ * ||----|| ^^ ^^
^^ ^^
Don King cow Don King cow after Buckwheat cow
getting electric shock (Otay? Otay!)
/\\
/ \\ (__) __
(oo) (oo) (oo)
/------\\/ /-ooo--\\/ /------\\/
/| | /|o | o | /| |
* ||----|| * ||o^o || * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Conehead" cow Anti-war cow Sinead O'Connor Cow
o o - -
O Moo!!!!
ghost-cow sleeping ghost-cow
Cow-nty Police Officer Cow-nty Police Car
___
[___] ____|___|____
(o o) / [__] \\
/------------\\-/ / (oo) \\
/ | ||^ |V / |\\/| \\
| | <**> | |-----------------|
* -----/\\------ | Cow-Price |
|| O O || |_________________|
|| || \\_________________/
|| || | | | |
oo oo |__| |__|
(With gun and Handcuffs)
(it's a Cow-Price)
(Classic of course)
\\ /
\\ /
(__) \\ (__) /
/\\/\\_(oo) \\ /\\/\\_(oo) /
// == \\ // == /
/ | /\\/\\|| \\ / | /\\/\\|| /
* || || \\ * || || /
^^ ^^ \\___^^____^^_____/
Silly cow
(his father was a camel) Sillycow-valley.
___ __ __ _
(( /\\ (__) ( /\\/ \\(__) (__) //
\\\\ /\\ (oo) \\ /\\\\/(oo) _(oo) //
,----\\ /\\--\\/ ,----\\ /\\--\\/ /----/ \\\\/ //
( ) ) ) // || ( ) ) ) // || / ||-- ( ) ====
`-----//--|| `-----//--|| * || \\_( ) //
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^
beecows Cownan the barbarian
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\\/ /-----------------\\/
/ | || / | /qwertyuiop \\||
* ||----|| * || asdfghjl; ||
^^ ^^ || zxcvbnm,./ ||
sliced cow ^^ ^^
keyboard-cower
( )
(oo)
/--------\\/
/ || ||
* ||------||
|| ||
( ) || ||
(oo) || || | | | |
/--------\\/ || || || || || ||
/ || || || || || || || ||
* ||------|| || || || || * ||------||
|| || || || || || \\ || ||
|| || || || || || \\--------/\\
|| || || || || || (oo)
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ( )
high cow very high cow broken very high cow
__ (__)
(__) (__) (oo)
(\\/) (oo) < vv >
/-------\\/ /-------\\/____) / \\
/ | || / |______ | | /| |\\
* || || || || __ / |( )| \\
____||_____||_____/ _______ / ||""||\\ \\
cow san /___||__||_*_\\
Ge-cow-logist ~~ ~~
Cownt Dracula
(__) ( )
* ` (OO)' (00) //
\\_/-------\\/ ` ___ \\/___//
|| ||_. ` /---\\_/---\\
%_/ ~-----\\ ------------------
~ l l
l___________l
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ l ll ll l
// // // / / | \\\\ \\ \\ \\\\\\ l v v l
- -
Cow on a hot tin roof A 'cow'ntant
\\ ,_________________./ /
(__) -/.__________________ -
oo ) \\ (__) / \\
_!_/_ \\ (oo) /
!--!-\\___/ !\\ \\.\\/./
!__! ! ! \\ | |
\\___/ * | |
/ W \\ / | |
! ! o / / / \\'
! ! /|\\/' | \\
______/_\\_________________|______\\ _____
Cow from ^ ^
Velke Popovice Brewery David and Cowliath
.
. .
. . . __ __
. ||______________________||
. . || __________________ ||
/ || | (__) | ||
. . / || | (oo) | ||
| -|| | _\\/_ | ||
. . \\ || |=---------/(())\\-\\| ||
(\\ |\\-----------------------\\
. (\\ || \\_______________________\\
\\|| | |
. \\| | (O) |-----------| (O) | .
\\ | |-----------| | .
. \\ | PETERBILT | .
\\| |
. (=========================)
|_||_| |_||_|
. \\
. \\
Pompano Beach or bust!
^^^
^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
*********************************** \\ /
*********************************** \\ /
*********************************** \\ /
*********************************** \\ /
\\ ^(__) /
\\ / (@@) /
82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper \\|__\\/__
| | |
| | |
|__|-^-
/ \\ \\__*
| |
^ ^
-----------------------------------------------
| U. S. Federal Prison |
|---------------------------------------------|
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| | | | | |^ | (__) | ^| | | | | | |
| | | | | | \\| (00) |/ | | | | | | |
| | | | | | \\__\\/__/ | | | | | | |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| | | | | | | | |-| | | | | | | |
| | | | | | | / \\ \\_ | | | | | | |
| | | | | | |/ \\| \\* | | | | | |
| | | | | | ^ ^ | | | | | | |
-----------------------------------------------
Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega
---------------------------------------------------------
---.---.---.-------.---|.-- ---------|---|----
--.-.---.---- (__) -----.---.---|-
-|---|- __) (++)___ -----.---|---
----| ^\\ ^\\ (xx) ___\\//---^ -----.---|--
----- | \\____\\_\\/ / \\ \\_____ ---.---
========= - \\_____/\\ ^ . \\_/____ ^ -====
. - - / \\ ' ^ . - .
\\ / . ^ - \\
` ^ ` ` `
Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu
(__)
(OO) __
\\/ |__|
// \\ |
// \\ \\ |
^^ \\// \\ |
/-------------\\
-----------------------/ Panama \\
----------------------/ or \\
/ Bust! \\
_____________/---------------------\\_____________
/ \\
/ \\
\\ /
\\_________________________________________________/
M1 Abrams Cow Commander
(__) *
(OO) |
\\/ |
// \\ -----
// \\ \\ / \\
^^ \\// \\ / \\
// \\ | |
--^^------ * / \\
\\ ____ / / / \\
|||||| | \\ |
|||||| / \\ \\
|||||| | / |
|||||| /___________\\_______\\
|||||| /
|||||| (_/)
__||||||||__ (@@)
| .,....,. | \\/
| ...,.,.. |
------------ Cow Bell (or the Liberty Cow Bell)
The Acowdemy Award
____________________________________________________________________
| ________________________________________________________ |
| 10 ) T H E U N I T E D S T A T E S O F A M E R I C A ( 10 |
| / ........... ____ \\ |
| | / \\ A10806726C | |
| | 1 (A) | (__) | ___ __ __ 1 | |
| | | (oo) | | |_ |\\ | | |
| | A10806726C | _\\/_ | | |__ | \\| | |
| | 1 .......... \\//;;/\\/ ........... 1 | |
| \\ ......... _______________ ........ / |
| 10 )___________________/ TEN DOLLARS \\____________________( 10 |
|______________________________________Abortion Rally calls__________|
Cownterfeit
>>>----> *___ ______
\\ __|_**_|__
>>>----> \\ | . . |
\\ _______________\\ /
* ( | | US CALV| \\o/
>>>----> / /\\ |_________| \\-- |
( / / \\ \\__________\\_\\ ---| |
>>>----> . ( ) / / \\ \\ \\ \\ |*|
. / / \\ \\ \\ \\
. /* \\ \\*\\ \\*\\
The CALVelry COWard
____
| | . .
vv vv __|__|__ \\ /
||----|| * \\00/ \\__/
|| | / /-----------C\\/C (oo)
/\\-------/ / | CCCC /-------\\/
(oo) / ||_________CCCC / | ||
(~~) * || || * ||----||
nn nn ^^ ^^
Australian view of a
North American Cow Abraham Lincow This cow belongs
to "My Favorite Martian"
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
(__) >------\\/------< >------\\/------<
(oo) | | | | | | | |
>------\\/------< | | | | | | | |
| | | | | | || | | | | || | |
| `____' | | `----' | | `-OO-' |
`--|--|--' `--|--|--' `--|--|--'
| | | | | |
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
"FLASHER" calf "FLASHER" steer "FLASHER" bull
(Big Mac)
(_____) _____________
\\0 0/ / \\
_________(o o) XXXXXXXXXXXXX
/ | U | \\_____________/
* | /______ _ |
|| || || ||
this is a cow... this is a cow on drugs
Any questions??
.
\\---) (__) *
|o o) ==== /
(---\\o/--\\ /-------\\/ (___)--------|/
| |#| ) | / | || (o o) ||
| |#| ) | * ||-||-|| YY ( )-||--I--||
^ |#| ) ~ ^^ ^^ ^^ ||--I--||-( ) ^^
//--\\ || ^^(o o)--<
// | \\ This cow is from Mars. /|--------(---)--<
|| * | /
^^ ~ * "69"
Cowborg
* * *
*
* * (__) *
* _--_ ( oo) *
_- )\\ '|
* /| ) _ \\ \\ ~~ * *
/ \\ \\-- \\ \\
*-' // / > >
> >
/ / *
/ / *
_ _ -- _ _
/ \\ *
* / _ _ _ \\
| / \\| *
| |
* | | * *
| |
| | *
| \\_ _ _ /|
\\ /
* \\ _ _ _ / *
---
"COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED"
(__)
(__) \\__\\/__/
\\ (oo) l l
/----\\----\\/ l__l
/ | \\ |\\ / l__\\
* || >-+-\\ <\\ / /
|| | ())))) \\ \\ ))))))
^^ ^ / )))) \\ \\))))))
/ \\ / (
bum steer ~~~~ \\ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cowabunga!!
(__)
(~~) V __ (__) (__)
/--------\\/ | / \\ (oo) (oo)
* | | ----: /-- --\\/ /-------\\/ BIG MAC
>--: |----| / | || / | |---/
| | * ||-----|| * ||----|
^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
beef jerky cowsimodo cownibal
_______\\
-<| CUD \\
/-<|_______/
(__)// / ((|))
(oo)/ ($ $)
\\// /-------\\_/ *
/ | / | ||__<_ / /
| | / /
| | / /
| | ~ ~
| |
| | Moowgli
| |
/ \\
(__) . . . . (---)
\\oo/ . . .. . (-------(----)----( ) *
/;;\\ . . . (__) ( ( ) )(x x)_____/
\\__| |__/ . . . (oo) \\ OO---------OO-/ O \\_/\\/\\/
|%%%%| //-------\\/ OOOOOO OOOOOO / \\
~ ~ // | U M || OOOOOO OOOOOO . .
~ ~ ** ||----||
grandcow is ^^ ^^ Argyle cow about to be hit by
sitting Go Blue Cow an armored personnel carrier
(__
(o ======]
------- )
| || __0 \\\\\\||||///
| || () _____ = 00000000 = <----- radioactive waste
Cow after biology major Cow after Physics Major
is finished with it is finished with it
| |
| |
(__)| |
(__) (__) (@@)| |
(oo) (oo) |\\/-===< |
/-------\\/ *____-------\\/ | | |
/ | || // // | | |
* ||----|| >='/-----// /\\|___===< |
__^^____^^__/ ___^_____^^__/ __oo____*o__. | |
oo oo oo oo `////\\\\\\\\
Cow on skate-board Cow at running Cow without skate-board
(watch out!)
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