LaVache !!!!!!
________________________
(__) / \\ * OFFICIAL EDITION *
(oo) ( A real COWlector's Item! )
/-------\\/ --'\\________________________/ * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! *
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow
Edited by David A. Bader, dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu.
HTML version by Neil Enns
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| D.A.B.'S | (__) (__) (__) (__)
| USED | (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
| COWS | /-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/
|____________| / | || / | || / | || / | ||
|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
______||_______
| EASY CREDIT | (__) (__) (__) (__)
|_____________| (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
|| /-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/
|| / | || / | || / | || / | ||
|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type
with milk after milking cow with milk
(___) (___) * (___) (___)
(o o) (o o) \\ (o o) (o o)
/-------\\ / /-------\\ / \\-------\\ / /-------\\ /
/ | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O
* ||,---|| * ||@\\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----|
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull
seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\\/-* /-------\\/ /-------\\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ | || \\ )*)(\\/* / * / | ||
* ||----|| * \\ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\\/|(/)(/\\/(,,/ \\)|(/\\/|)(/\\
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
on grass on cow
(__) (__) * (__) * (__)
(oo) (oo) \\ (oo) | (oo)
/--------\\/ /-oooooo-\\/ \\-------\\/ \\-------\\/
* o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
a shit shit kicked out of her
(__)
(oo) U
/-------\\/ /---V
/ | || * |--| .
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
(__) )__( vv vv
(oo) (oo) ||----|| *
/-------\\/ *-------\\/ || | /
/ | || / | || /\\-------/
* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
(__) (__) (__)
(oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
/-------\\/ /- --\\/ /- -\\/
/ | || / | || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
(__) (__) (__)
(OO) (@@) (xx)
/-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
/\\ __
/ \\ ||
(__) (__) \\ / (_||_)
SooS (oo) \\/ (oo)
/------S\\/S /-------\\/ /S /-------\\/
/ | || / | || / S / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
to George Washington this cow cow
(__)
* (__) (oo)
\\ (oo) /------\\/
\\-------\\/ /| |/ |
| ==$ || / | [) ||
||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Old "One Arm" belonged This cow is obviously
to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner's Heifer
(___) (__) (__)
( O ) (oo) (oo)
/-------\\ / \\/--------\\/
/ | ||V | |
* ||----|| ||------||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
(__) (__)
[##] (@o)
/-------\\/ /-------\\/ /------- (__)
/ | || / | || / | || (oo)
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\\/
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
(____) (____) (____)
(oo ) (o o) ( O O)
/-----------\\ / /-----\\ /---- /-----------\\ /
/ || | \\/ / | | \\/ | / || | \\/
/ || |||| \\ | | | | | / || ||||
* ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----||||
/\\/\\ /\\/\\ /\\ /\\ /\\ /\\ ^^^^ ^^^^
This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
legs or eight
(__)
(__) (oo) (__)
(oo) /\\/ (oo)
/-------\\/ /--/-- \\/-----
/ | || / | `-. / | `-.
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO OO
Cow-vertible . . .
(__)
*_ *_ ( oo *_
\\ (__) \\ /\\/ \\ (__)
\\.----( oo____ \\.-/----._____ \\.( oo___\\____
||____\\/____ \\ ||__________ \\ |_\\/________ \\
OO `OO OO `OO OO `OO
Cow-vette Cow-vertible (of cowrse)
* (___) * (___) (__)
\\ (o o) \\ (o o) (oo)
\\-------\\ / \\-------\\ / /-------\\/ ________
| ||O | ||O / | ||_|/ O _______
||,---|| ||,---|| * ||----| --
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
Twins Cow Catcher
(__)
(__) [@@] ? (__) ? (__)
(oo) <=|^^|=> ? (oo) ? |\\/|(oo)
/-------VV /--------- \\/ /-------\\/ /--| \\--\\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ * ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
^^ ^^
Cownt Dracula Francownstein Where Cow Cow bird
Cow Cow
(^^) ( (oo) (__)
(oo) ) (OO) (oo)
/-------==--- /------\\--/ /------||||||
/ | || / | || / | UX` \\||/
* ||----|| * ||----|\\O---< HONK! * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^^
Groucho's Harpo's Karl's
cow cow cow
(yes, that's the Russian symbol.
Use your imagination.)
O__O \\_|_/
(oo) (oo)
/-------\\/ /-------\\/
/ | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
(__) (__)
^^ (oo) (--)
^^^^ /-------\\/ /-\\/-\\
^^^^^ / | || /| |\\
^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^
^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\\
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \\ \\
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^
Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
(What a bod, huh guys?)
)\\ (__)
/ \\ (oo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow trying out for a part
in the new JAWS movie
* (__)
\\ (DD)
\\ /-------\\/
|\\ / | ||_\\_/
\\ | \\ (__) * ||----|
\\\\|| \\(oo) ^^ ^
\\||\\ \\\\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at
^^ \\|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
\\\\ ||
\\\\||
\\||
^^ / / / / / / / / / / /
\\\\_ / / / / / / / / / / / /
\\_ / / / / / _______ / /
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \\ / /
/ / / (__)| / /
/ / / (oo)| / /
( @@@ ) /-------\\/ |
( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_|
@@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----|
@@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^
/--UU--\\/ (____________)
/ | || Cow sheltering from English Weather
* ||---||
(New) Jersey Cow
O O O O
\\ \\ / /
\\ \\ (__) /
(__) \\ \\ (xx)/
(DD) \\ +--------+\\//
/-------\\/ \\| | /
/ | || +--------+
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
o==+--
| |\\ \\
| | \\ \\ ____________________
| \\ \\ \\ | |
| \\ \\ \\ | +------------+ |
| \\ \\ \\ | | (__) | |
| \\ \\ \\| | (oo) | |
| \\ \\ | | o\\ .\\/. | |
| \\ \\| | | \\/ \\ | |
/---\\ \\ | +------------+ |
/ \\ \\| |
| | | |
\\ / | |
\\---/ | |
| |
--------------------------
( )
--------------------------
Cow-struction worker.
|
/---\\
: = :
: :
:,','. '. : :---\\
..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:. : :
Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker.
o o
|__| (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
/-------\\/ /-------vv /-------\\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains
male relative cow cow cow
cow
x
xxxx|xxxx
xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
|
//
(__) // (__) (__)
(oo)// (oo)===(oo)
/-------\\// /-------\\/ \\/-------\\
/ | |// / | || || | \\
* ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows
o o (__) ^
\\ / (oo) /
\\ / _____\\/___/
(__) \\__/ / /\\ / /
(oo) _______(oo) ^ / * /
/---------\\/ /| ___ \\/ / ___/
/ | x=a(b)|| / | || *----/\\
* ||------|| * ||___|| / \\
^^ ^^ ||-----|| / /
^^ ^^ ^ ^
Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
Cow Cow (That's what comes of
(developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
cow-culus) Ray Tube)
o
| [---]
| |
| | |------========|
/----|---|\\ | **** |=======|
/___/___\\___\\ o | **** |=======|
| | ___| |==============|
| | ___ (__) |==============|
\\-----------/ []( )=(oo) |==============|
\\ \\ / / /---===-- \\/ |
----------------- / | NASA |==== |
| | * ||------||-----^
----------------- || | |
/ / \\ \\ ^^ ^ |
/ ---- \\
^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon
(__)
([][]) "I have this recurring dream
__\\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__)
/\\ \\__ ^ :..("")
/\\\\\\ / / //\\ ____\\_____\\/ //
/----^/__/\\ /\\ // \\\\/ \\___ / //
\\\\\\____/--\\-- // /-/__________/ //
/====== \\/ =======/==============//
*_/ / \\ /^ // / \\\\
/ \\ ^ // \\\\
Psycowlogist and patient
(___)
\\^^^^^^^^\\ (__) (o o)
\\^^^^^^^^\\\\ (oo) \\ /
*-----\\_______\\/\\/ \\--O--/
^_______/ --- \\______^ // -----\\
^--------\\ \\S/ /\\_____^ \\\\/_^ /==V===[]
\\______/ \\_____\\\\//
\\__/
It's a bird... //\\\\ The Boss
It's a plane... // \\\\ (Bruce Holstien)
// //
^^ ^^
==================
_____________________________ H H
| |-------------| H (__) H
| | ________ | H (oo) H __
| COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \\/ \\ H / \\
| JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP |
| | |__|\\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \\ __ /
| | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H ||
| | ^ | H H ||
| | ] | H H ||
| | | H H ||
|_____________|_____________| H H ||
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard
( ( )
( ( ) )
( ( )
( / )
( ( \\\\ )
( | // )
| | (__)
| | (oo) (__)
| | ----\\/ ______(oo)_____
| | || ( _)_______(__) )
**| | ---|| \\ __________/
``'---------^^
Cow Hide Cow Pie
\\ | / ___________
____________ \\ \\_# / | ___ | _________
| | \\ #/ | | | | | = = = = |
| | | | | \\\\# | |`v'| | | |
| | \\# // | --- ___ | | | || | |
| | | | | #_// | | | | | |
| | \\\\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
| | | | | \\\\# /_____/ \\ | --- | | |
| | \\# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
| | \\# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
| ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
`v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| |
|| |`. (__) (__) ( )
(oo) (oo) /---V
/-------\\/ \\/ --------\\ * | |
/ | || ||_______| \\
* ||W---|| || || *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Cow Town"
\\ (__) (__)
\\\\(oo) (\\/)
/-----\\\\\\/ /-------\\/
/ | (##) / | ||
* ||----||" * ||----||
^^ ^^ ~~ ~~
This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing
(__) (__) (__)
(\\/) ($$) (**)
/-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/
/ | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-'''''-\\/ /-------------------\\/
/ |'''''|| / | ||
* ||''''|| * ||----------------||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow
*
** **
* ** * * * **
* / / \\ * *
\\ \\ / \\ / / (__)
* / / \\ \\ (__) \\ \\ /--------(00)
/ (00) / / / | |( )
\\ /-------\\/ \\ \\ * ||---- ||()
/ / | || / / || ||
\\ \\ * ||----|| \\ \\ ^^ ^^
/ / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles
Cow in Heat
(___)
(o o)
/------\\ / (__) (__)
/ ____O (oo) (oo)
| / /----\\----\\/ /-------\\/
/\\oo===| / || / | ||
| || *||^-----|| * OO----OO
* ^^ ^^ ^^
Cowt in the Act low rider cow
(__) \\__\\ (__)
(oo) o (oo) (oo)
/-------\\/ ____\\___\\/ *+-------\\/
/ | || / | || ||______||
* ||----|| * ||----|| ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO OO
Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow
(__) (__) \\_||_~
(oo) (oo) (*||*)
/---------------\\/ /----\\/ /-------\\||/
/ | || / || / | ||
* ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO }
li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow
____
(____)
.xxxx.
(__) '(oo)`
(oo) /-----'-\\/ `
/-------\\/ / | |============>
/ | || * ||----| (~)
* ||----|| ~~ ~
~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi
holy cow armed and dangerous
(___) (___)
(o o) (o o)
/-------\\ / /-------\\ /
/ | ||O / | O~ ||O
* ||,---|| * ||,---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull
(---)
( )
/-----\\ (___)
| | (o o)
| | | (-----) \\ /
| | | / / \\ O
| * | * | O |
^^ ^^ -----
Coward Phone Bull
_______________________________
__ / Send YOUR cow pictures to \\
(00) ( dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu )
:****** \\/ ==='\\________________________________/'
: # ##
##****##
"" ""
| | | | *
| | (__) | | \\ (__)
| | (oo) | | \\ (oo)
| | /-------\\/ | | -----------\\/--
| | / | || | | ----| |---
| | * ||----|| | | --------
| \\______^^____^^___ | \\_________________
| _________________ | _________________
| / | /
| | | |
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| | | |
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| | | |
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| | | |
/ \\ / \\
Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree.
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| \\_________________
| _________________
| /
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| | (__)
| | *---------(..)
/ \\ ^^----^^\\/
The attempt results in an udder disaster.
. /\\ . . : (__)
. / \\ . . : (xx)
/ \\ . . * : __------\\/
/ \\ * : * ||____||
| (__) | . . ** : / | |\\
. /| (oo) |\\ ** :
/ | /\\/\\ | \\ . . * : Hamburger
. / |=|==|=| \\ . * :
. / | | | | \\ . :
/ USA | ^||^ |NASA \\ . : * (__)
|______| ^^ |______| . : \\ (oo)
. (__||__) . . : \\-------\\/
. /_\\ /_\\ . . . : 8-| ||
!!! !!! : ||----||
: ^^ ^^
The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow
...---...
../ / | \\ \\..
./ / / | \\ \\ \\.
/ / / | \\ \\ \\
/ / / | \\ \\ \\
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
\\ | /
\\ | /
\\ | /
\\ | /
\\ | /
\\ | /
\\ | /
\\ | /
\\ | /
\\ | /(__)
\\|/ (oo)
/---++--\\/
/ | || ||
* ||-++-||
^^ ^^
Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
..---.. (__)
/ \\ (oo)
| RIP | /-------\\/
| | / | ||
| | * ||----||
| | ^^ ^^
| |
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
(__)
(oo)
/---+ +--\\/
/ | | | ||
* ||-+ +-||
^^ ^^ *
David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow
(__)
(oo)
/-------\\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\\/ \\/-------\\
/ | || -^^- || | \\
* ||---- -^^- || *
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\\/ \\/-------\\
/ | || || | \\
* ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
(__) _--------_
(oo) |__________| BIG
/-------\\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC
/ | 007 || __________
* ||----|| |_ _|
^^ ^^ --------
Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
(__)
(oo)
/'^^^-m
(__) / '' ` )
(oo) o /| /|/|_ | /|
/ \\/ / / _ / | | | |
/ _\\===^ ___\\_____/___ |_____|_|
___|__/ |/\\ (___________(_) //|| ||
* ^ ^ * ww ww
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula
____ ____ |+++++|
|++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++|
|++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++|
|++++| |++/ /( )\\ \\ |++++| |+++++| __
| | |+| |-oo- | \\______ |++++| |+++++| |++|
-----(__)--| \\__\\/ _(__)_ \\ ----------------------------------
o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \\ | __
| _/\\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\\/\\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
|-| \\\\____ ------ )_ /| /\\
-|_ \\_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \\/ *
\\ | __________________________________/
| W| \\ \\_/ /----------------- \\ \\_/ /
/ /\\ \\ \\___/ \\___/
/ / \\ \\
^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...?
(__) (__) (__) (----------)
(00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
/------\\/ /------\\/ /------\\/ (----------)
/| || /| || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter
* (__) (__) (__) (__)
\\ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
\\-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/
/| |\\ / / \\ / \\ / / \\ \\
//||----||\\\\ * //------\\\\ * \\\\--// * \\\\----\\\\
^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow braking
(__)
(oo) (__) o * (__)
\\/ (oo)/ " | (oo)
____| \\____ /-------\\/(__ o=o=o=|------\\/
---/ --** / | / | |
*____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----||
//--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
//__ Cow Cow pooing
Cow marching standing
Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls!
(__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/
( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\\ /\\_ ^
/\\_| /\\/\\ |_/\\ / \\ \\\\/ O \\//
(___)
( --
\\_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support. Zzz z z z z z z z
\\O
______
(__) | | (__)
(oo) | | ($$)
----\\/ /-----^^^^^^ /-------\\/
|| / | || / | IRS ||
---|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Eric the half a cow The unknown cowmic Tax Accowntant
(___) (___) (___)
(0 0) (0 0) (0 0)
\\ / \\ / \\ /
__[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__
/_________\\===: /_________\\===: /_________\\===:
\\OOO---OOO/ \\OOO---OOO/ \\OOO---OOO/
Cowed Forces
\\ _ /
- ( ) - /\\
/ " \\ /| | (__)
(__) / | | (oo)\\
________(oo) /____| | \\/| \\
/| \\/ / \\/ | \\
/ |_______|| __(_______ |||__ \\
* || || |__________| ||| ____\\---*
^^ ^^
Thomas Edison's cow Cow hearing his master's voice
) ( _
(____) / \\ (__) ==========I
/ = = \\ ~ ==' `== (oo) \\ |||||| I
(-O--O-) ~ 8 O O 8 /-------\\/ \\ ||||| I
( ) ~ /------- ( ) / | ||__o=< \\ |||| I
/------- ||||||====== / | || \\_/ * ||----| \\ ||| I
/ | || \\/ * ||----|| ~~ ~ \\ || I
* ||----|| ~~ ~~
~~ ~~
Groucho Moo-x Chico Harpo
______________________ _______________________
| | | |
| (__) | | (__) |
| (oo) | | (oo) |
| /-------\\/ | |---\\/ /----|
| / | || | | || / | |
| * ||----|| | |--|| * ||--|
| ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^ |
|--------------------| |---------------------|
Normal Cow 0 Cow modulo one 1
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
______________\\/______ ____ /-------\\/ __
/___/___/___/___/___/_/| /___/| / | || _/_/|
|___|___|___|___|___|_|| |__||/|* //-----|||_|_||
|_|___|___|___|___|___|| |_|__|/|^^ ^/|___||
|___|___|___|___|___|_|/ |___|_|/ |___|_|/
Cow in the GDR before... ...and after 9-Nov-1989
______________(__)_________________ (__)
/_______________(oo)_______________ / (oo)
| \\/ || \\/
_|_ _|| ||
/__/_______________________________/__/| ||
( ) ( )| ||
| |________________________________| | | ||
\\_____________________________________/] /------- /
[] [] [] / | ||
* ||----||
COW-CH ^^ ^^
Cowraffe
* *
\\ /
\\ /
/^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\\ \\/
/ (__) \\ +----------+
| (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\\ | | |
|^^^| \\/. \\\\ // \\_* |^^^| | |
| |-----`//`====='\\\\-----| | | |
| |-----//---------||----| | | |
| |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _| | +----------+
^||^ ^||^ || ||
"COWCH POTATO"
+------------+ +
| B A T E S | (__) o
| (0x) ( ) |C O R R A L | (**) /|
---------- | \\/ ( ) +------------+ \\==/ / |
|\\ \\ W------ | | ( ) v
| ---------- *---- ====; ( )
| | (__) | \\ / ( )
\\ | (oo) | \\ | ( )
\\ | \\/ | \\+ | ( )
---------- + ( )
Ice Cowbe COWBOOOOOM! | |
o o
Psycho Cow (with knife)
(__)
(oo) ------------------------- _______________________
/-------\\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! | |\\ ^ ^ /|
/ | || ------------------------- | \\ ^ ^ ^ / |
* ||----|| |(_\\ ^ COW-PIE ^ /_)|
^^ ^^ |(oo\\ ^ /oo)|
The Simpsons' cow | \\/ \\ ^ ^ / \\/ |
|(__) \\ / (__)|
\\ / \\(oo)(_\\ ^ ^ /_)(oo)|
\\_____________/ \\\\/ (oo\\ /oo) \\//
/\\___________/\\ \\ \\/ \\ ^ / \\/ /
Cow in / /\\_________/\\ \\ \\ (__)\\ / (__) /
trouble / / /\\_______/\\ \\ \\ \\ (oo) \\^/ (oo)/
/ / / / (__) /\\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\/ :(__)\\//
___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \\_\\_\\_\\_\\___ \\ (__):(oo) /
\\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\/ / / / / / \\(oo): \\/ /
\\ \\ \\ \\/_____\\/ / / / \\\\/(__) /
\\ \\ \\/_______\\/ / / \\ (oo)/
\\ \\/_________\\/ / \\ \\//
\\/___________\\/ \\:/
/ \\
/ \\
(__) (__) (______) (__)
(oo) (oo) ( o o ) (oo)
/--------\\/ /^^^^^^^\\/ /-----\\ / /-------\\/
./ | | ./ {^)))))_} / | |\\/ / | ||
|--W-----| ||`` || * ||----|| * (.)(.)||
| | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
^^ ^^
cow before weight cow after Conceited Dolly Parton's
loss program the program Cow Cow
(___)
( OO
______ ______ _____\\_ | ______ (__) ______
| | | | | |\\O cowstle | | (oo)| |
| |____| |____| | | |__\\/_| |
| | | |
| | (__) | |
| __________ | (oo) | __________ |
| | | | \\/-------\\ | | | |
| | | | ___ | ___ |_\\_ | | | |
| | (__) | |_| |_|_| |__|| |__| | (__) | |
| | (oo) | | (oo) | |
| \\___\\/___/ \\___\\/___/ |
| |
| |
( ______ )
( / \\ )
( / \\ )
( | | )
| | | |
| | | |
|_________________________|________|______________|
\\ \\
\\ \\
\\ \\
\\ \\ (__)
\\ \\ (oo) /
/---\\----\\/ /
/ | \\ || * (__) /
* ||---\\-\\\\ \\ ( OO /
~~ ~~ \\---\\___/\\_|\\=/>
^^ ^^ | \\===/>
\\\\_____// | /______/ /
|| | _________\\\\_\\\\_____/____________________
/\\------\\ ^ ^ /
(oo) \\ /
(--) * /
Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas Cow Circus: Tightrope walking
______________________
| |\\
| (__) | |
| (oo) | |
| \\/ | |
| / \\ \\ | |
///////// \\_ \\_/////// |
| | / | | (__)
| /++++++< | | _____(oo)
|==/====|==\\=\\=========|=|===========================\\\\/
| * | \\_\\_ | | / | ||
_______O)-----^---------------\\O)_________________*__||----||_____
cow-lliope in the circus parade
*
\\
w \\ w (__)
\\\\ /\\ // (oo)
\\\\/ \\// \\/
| | (__) >--( )--<
|(__)| (oo) / \\
\\(OO)/ .-\\/-. >--- {} ---<
//\\/\\\\ <| |> v /\\ v
|| || \\ \\/ / | (oo) |
||__|| |\\/\\/| \\(^^)/
/^^ ^^\\ /----\\ | |
/ ======== \\ / \\ | |
/ \\ /* * * \\ / \\/ \\
|==============| /__*_*_*_\\ | \\ |
\\ / || || ^ / ^
\\ ======== / ^^ ^^ *
\\ _____ /
Cow balancing on ball Cowslip Cownilingus
(__) -'`- "Here's
(oo) ____________________ ( oo ^ mooing
/-------\\/ | | /\\_|-- at you,
/ | |\\ / | o o o o o o | | \\ \\__ _ kid!"
* ||----| / ====================== | \\___['
^^ ^ || || | ||
Cowncillor his cowch |____|-
| |
~ ~
(__) (__) (__) (__) humphrey cow-gurt
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\\/ \\/ \\/ \\/-------\\
/ | || =================== || | \\
* ||----|| || |--| |--| || ||----|| *
^^ ^^ -- ^ ^ ^ ^ -- ^^ ^^ (__)
A game of cowntract bridge (oo)
/ \\/ ____________
/ \\===^__| |
---------------------- _|___ /\\ |______________|
(__) | \\-/ \\-/ || | |=====| | | |
(oo) | _|_ _|_ |__| | *I I| | | |
/-------\\/ ---------------------- I I^ ^ | |
/ | || | \\-/ | | | |
* ||----|| | _|_ |_| |_| |_| | wolfgang amadeus moo-zart
^^ ^^ ----------------------
Just a humble cownoisseur
(__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__)
(oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__)
\\/(oo)\\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\\/ (oo) \\(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo)
\\/ \\/ (oo) \\/ \\/ \\/ \\/ \\/ \\/
\\/
a cownfluence
_______
(__( .-< | | |
(oo) | |___|___|
___\\/___| |\\_____/|
| | | | |
| | | |_______|
>-' | | _ | _ |
*----/\\ /-------// |--(_)--|
/ \\ / | || |_______| (__)
/ \\ * ||----|| | | (++)
^ ^ ^^ ^^ |_______| \\/
Egyptian Cow Marie Antoinette's Cow
_
________|@|________
| POLICE BOX | __
|---------------| (^\\/^) \\(:)/
|_______| / | \\oo/ (o|o)
|| | || | | /-----\\/ /-----\\_/
||-----|| | | /| | /| |
||__|__|| | | V ||----|| ^ ||----||
| ___ | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
| |___| | | | Vulcan Cow Klingon Cow
| _____ | (__)
|| || (oo) ---------
|| ||----//\\/ ---< Master? >
|| ||B-9 \\ | ---------
||_____||______\\|
|_______|_______|
----------------
a Certain Time Lord's Cow (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! |
( ----0 ----------------
(___) "Moo have twenty _\\/_
|===| seconds to comply." /oooo\\---O
________\\_/ / /oooooo\\
| | | /oooooooo\\
# ||______|| /oooooooooo\\
|| || /____________\\
^^ ^^
RoboCow a Dalek Cow
__________________ ___________________ ___________________
/ine McBovine McBov\\ /McCow McCow McCow M\\ /ttle McCattle McCat\\
/cBovine McBovine McB\\ /Cow McCow McCow McCow\\ /e McCattle McCattle M\\
------------------------ ------------------------- -------------------------
\\ovine McBovine McBov/ \\McCow McCow McCow McC/ \\attle McCattle McCatt/
\\McBovine McBovine / \\w McCow McCow McCow/ \\ McCattle McCattle /
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ronald McDonald's Cows
@ @
@@@ @
@@ @
Pffii @@@@ @@
___________D @@@@@@
|________ | _______
(__) | / \\ /
( oo /~| | __ \\ /
/\\_|// | | / \\ | |
_/____/__| | | | | |
| ___/-----------------_| (__)
| / \\ \\ \\ `(oo)
| / \\ | | |\\/
| | O | / / __ /
|----| |-----------/ \\-\\\\\\ (__)
\\ / | o | \\\\\\ _( )_
________\\___/____________\\__/____\\\\\\_____________/_/__\\_\\____
Cow Express Suicidal Cow
o _____________
/\\ / \\
[__] ( take off, eh! )
__ | \\ / (oo) ----'\\_____________/
\\/----///\\ /-------\\/
*/\\______(xx) / | ||__|
( ) * ||----| U
^^ ^
Pro-democracy cow from Beijing Canadian Cow
o o o o o o
o o o o o o o o o o
o o o o ( ) o ( ) o ( ( o
O ) ( ) ( ) (
o o (__) o o (__) o (__) o o (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) o (oo) o
/------$$$$ o o /-------\\/ o /-------\\/ /-------\\/
/ | $$$$ / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| o * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| o
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry
___
_/...\\ *==\\ ________________
__________ (___) /::::::\\ (/_\\) / \\
/| `(0 0) |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo |
/ | \\ / /-----+-+--- \\ / /\\________________/
* |||----|||-/ * / | | | | 0 ___/
||| ||| * | _ |_| _ |
|| --+_+- ||
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow -- --
| |_ | |_
/\\ |____| |____|
/ O\\ Santa Cows
/ , \\
/ O \\ _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _
-/ , \\- / |~ |~ \\
/ O \\ | |~ o| |~ o| |
/, , \\ / \\ o| o| /
/ O O \\ / \\ /
-/ , \\- / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
/ O , \\ / / .
/ , O ,\\ (__) /* *\\ / ./\\.
/ O , O \\ (oo) /\\ /\\ .//.\\.
/ O \\-\\/ **** **** .///\\\\\\.
------------------|| (oo) (oo) ////\\\\\\\\.
||/ ||----|| /-------\\/ \\/-------\\ ||
|| ~~ ~~ /| || || |\\ ~~
Merry Cow-ristmas * ||----|| ||----|| *
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Christmas Cowols
O
O O O
O *
Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\\
_____________________| |_____ /||o\\
/______________________________\\ /|o|||\\
~ /________________________________\\ /|||||o|\\
~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\\
~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\\
/-------\\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\\
/ | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | |
* ||----|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo
oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
|----------------------| /\\
| | /\\ /\\/ \\
| | / \\/ / \\/\\
| | / \\ \\
| | ----------------------------
|______________________|
\\/
|----------------------| o-@@
|______________________|
Minimalist Dead Cow
----------------------
Mark Rothko Cow
/=`=^^^#&@^@&)|||><<><><>
\\|}() (&) ~~~~#***
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | #\\**^^//?<>.+|@@@\\/---___
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | \\|}/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))(
/\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$
------------------------------------------------
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | Jackson Pollock cow
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo |
/\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | ____________________
------------------------------------------------ | (__) |
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | (oo) |
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | /-------\\/ |
/\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | | / | || |
------------------------------------------------ | * ||----|| |
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | ^^ ^^ |
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | Ceci N'est Pas |
/\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | /\\_| | | Une Cow |
------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Andy Warhol Cow Rene Margritte Cow
oo --
\\/
cow by night sleeping cow by night Chesire Cow
II
( MOOOOOO ! ) II\\
________\\ / II + (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! )
|\\ `v' \\ + II (00)
| \\________|____\\ \\II\\ \\/-------\\
| ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\\ (__) ..oo ( How can he )
|\\|______\\_O_/___| + II ||----|| * (oo) ( afford that? )
| \\_______________\\ \\II\\ ~~ ~~ \\/--------\\
\\ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \\
(\\(_____[PHIL]_____) + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
(_) (_) \\II II ~~ II ~~ II
II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
What cows think when people MOO at them
/\\\\ ^ (__) (__)
/__\\\\ | ( oo _ (oo)
_ (o o) | /\\__|( ) _ /-\\/-\\
/ \\ /\\_/\\ / | \\==//=(_) *POW!* / \\
| /|I I| | ==== | |
^/ |I I| | | | |
| |I I| /| _ \\ / \\
| |I I| / / / \\ \\ __________\\
| |_____| * || || \\\\
^ *^ ||_ ||_ (_)
cow giving forgiveness Moo-hamid Ali Cow Bell.
(!!) _/\\_ \\_\\
!!!!!!!!(oo) _______(oo) _________(oo)
!/| \\/ /| \\/ /| Ferrari \\/
!/ |______|| / |______|| / |________||
* || || * || || * || ||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Last of the Moo-hicans Mayflower cows Sports Cow
